Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

so when I say Cat.. What comes to mind?

Mrow?

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, I don't like your tone, sir! Its not too bougie to have your monogram on your headrest. My BMW dealer did it for free...but I declined because I dint want to mess with it if/when I trade it in

What? My Bentley dealer wouldn’t let me leave the showroom without the monogram. When I told him about the very concern you raised he said they always just re-install new seats when you trade it in. BMW doesn’t do that? That’ll teach you to shop where the proletariat spend their pittance.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah. In England it's defo a goalie.

Defo … DEFO?!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

What? My Bentley dealer wouldn’t let me leave the showroom without the monogram. When I told him about the very concern you raised he said they always just re-install new seats when you trade it in. BMW doesn’t do that? That’ll teach you to shop where the proletariat spend their pittance.

*smells money*

Hey @Bry1313 ... how YOU doing?..

 

[Strixaluco]

It’s Friday yall … what is everyone doing this weekend?


I’m decorating for Christmas

I've been busy tonight. Some major cleaning, then my new nightstand arrived causing a domino effect, laundry and whatnot. Oh and put up some Xmas candelabras and textiles.

I've now done most of my decoration. Just the tree left and one garland with ledlights to put up, maybe on Sunday - if I can stand the cold on the balcony... I have a real tree, and I don't have space for it indoors. It will also stay good longer in the cold.

But tomorrow is for some nice, lazy loving

 

[Wand3rlust]

Defo … DEFO?!!!!

Erm? When you cba to type definitely?

 

[jason28053]

Nah. In England it's defo a goalie.

if she takes it in the Net, she's a keeper is all I'm saying

 

[crazychemgirl]

*smells money*

Hey @Bry1313 ... how YOU doing?..

Really? All I smelled when @Bry1313 walked in is human sacrifice

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, I don't like your tone, sir! Its not too bougie to have your monogram on your headrest. My BMW dealer did it for free...but I declined because I dint want to mess with it if/when I trade it in

You have to trade in your BMW? What are you? Poor or something?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What? My Bentley dealer wouldn’t let me leave the showroom without the monogram. When I told him about the very concern you raised he said they always just re-install new seats when you trade it in. BMW doesn’t do that? That’ll teach you to shop where the proletariat spend their pittance.

Indeed sir, I will look above my current peasant tastes, to the rarefied offerings of Bentley for my next purchase. However, my driver, plebian that he is, is a BMW fan. One doesn't want to ruffle the feathers of an excellent driver, you know how hard it is to find good staff!

 

[jason28053]

Indeed sir, I will look above my current peasant tastes, to the rarefied offerings of Bentley for my next purchase. However, my driver, plebian that he is, is a BMW fan. One doesn't want to ruffle the feathers of an excellent driver, you know how hard it is to find good staff!

I have a good Staff! It comforts me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Erm? When you cba to type definitely?

CBA?

Certified business assistant… who’s rich now?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You have to trade in your BMW? What are you? Poor or something?

Yes, so poor. I admit to such thrifty practices only wrapped in the anonymity this filorum provides. If you discovered my identity, please don't tell my neighbors...Alistair & Muffy wouldn't look at me the same
https://media.giphy.com/media/5WXqTFTgO9a7e/giphy.gif

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED169/566c60bec021f.jpeg

I see where all this talk of Bentleys is coming from now.

Me, I'm going to be perfectly happy with my new Mercedes

 

[LupineOne]

I have no shame and your singing was lovely

I wouldn’t call what I did singing, but thank you

Wait... he sang for you?!

@LupineOne ahem!

See above

It was somewhere on this thread, pay attention little girl or I'll have to spank you.

Somewhere around the first week of September I do believe

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is anyone else singing the Carz for Kidz jingle to themselves right now? Just me? Okay

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn this got away from me... LOL

*Looks at her DB11 in the garage and shrugs

I have no idea what that is … lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

CBA?

Certified business assistant… who’s rich now?

Dear god. Its like you're foreign or something...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn this got away from me... LOL

*Looks at her DB11 in the garage and shrugs

Hey, my friend's AM has a little compartment by the drivers that is just large enough to stash a bottle of wine. I dint know if this is typical or not, but there was a bottle of Champagne in it when he picked it up. Ironic, though, he's LDS and doesn't drink, so he donated it to our charity auction

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey, my friend's AM has a little compartment by the drivers that is just large enough to stash a bottle of wine. I dint know if this is typical or not, but there was a bottle of Champagne in it when he picked it up. Ironic, though, he's LDS and doesn't drink, so he donated it to our charity auction

Btw … hey tiggy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have no idea what that is … lol

It's okay...

I don't want to brag like all the rest of them but I got a 2011 Honda Civic you can climb into. Through the window though cause the back door is stuck closed.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have no idea what that is … lol

It's an Astin Martin, very zippy, fun to drive. Too rich for my blood...*trodds slowly to my peasant BMW*

 

[Bry1313]

Damn this got away from me... LOL

*Looks at her DB11 in the garage and shrugs

Budget, huh? You’d have enjoyed the DBS more.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Btw … hey tiggy

What's up my friend, how's your hair doing today?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://mcgurk.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/IMG_1416.jpg

Oh I see… sexy … until you get convertible hair …

I have that problem when I take the top off the Jeep