Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Will you buy them some socks for Christmas?

You can't go wrong with socks!

Dobby the house elf surely agrees with that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The house staff

Is the house staff a special one for indoor use? And then there is an outdoor one for like... special staffing needs?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dobby the house elf surely agrees with that.

I got your dog bowl joke. We are really vibing today buddy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don’t know what to get my house staff. Do you have any suggestions.

Hey - we ain't fooled by the rocks that you got......

 

[jason28053]

I got your dog bowl joke. We are really vibing today buddy.

You get me!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I get them all the same thing plus one personalized gift.

That's what I'd do. A copy of my book (had I written one) and a monogrammed scarf.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey - we ain't fooled by the rocks that you got......

 

[HarryHill]

How many emoji's does it take to turn on a ?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How many emoji's does it take to turn on a ?

Depends on what the light bulb is into...?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No. I think she meant your pet rock house staff...

 

[Bry1313]

The only thing I have monogrammed is my first initial on the headrest of my cars. LOL

I mean who doesn’t?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Will you buy them some socks for Christmas?

No she wants to keep her house staff @OrdinaryPerson …

It’s only you who keeps forgetting and wanting to buy cheap gifts and then having to rehire every year.

 

[jason28053]

so when I say Cat.. What comes to mind?

 

[Bry1313]

No. I think she meant your pet rock house staff...

If you are gonna make fun of my staff here, at least be funny about it

Like talk about an old man holding his staff to tightly or something.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My fucking autocorrect

 

[crazychemgirl]

so when I say Cat.. What comes to mind?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean who doesn’t?

Hey, I don't like your tone, sir! Its not too bougie to have your monogram on your headrest. My BMW dealer did it for free...but I declined because I dint want to mess with it if/when I trade it in

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No she wants to keep her house staff @OrdinaryPerson …

It’s only you who keeps forgetting and wanting to buy cheap gifts and then having to rehire every year.

Interviewing for positions is really most fun

 

[crazychemgirl]

Interviewing for positions is really most fun

That’s called a porn couch sweetie

 

[MindYaBitness]

so when I say Cat.. What comes to mind?

The great aunt wrapping a cat in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

 

[crazychemgirl]

The great aunt wrapping a cat in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Not @Cat ?

Or

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

so when I say Cat.. What comes to mind?

 

[jason28053]

You mean positions like Shortstop or like Linebacker? Ooooh I know...Forward.

Because you're the Goalie right? You take it in the net!

I believe that's called a "Keeper"

 

[Wand3rlust]

I believe that's called a "Keeper"

Nah. In England it's defo a goalie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I believe that's called a "Keeper"

I thought that was just a HP thing