Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Nopeeeeeeee, wrong!!

When there are that many silent E’s in a row, do you finally pronounce them?

 

[SixShooter14]

I feel abandoned....

Same...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nopeeeeeeee, wrong!!

Did you mean Plum?

And where from???

 

[willlph]

I need chicken tenders

Y’all got a raising canes ?

 

[jason28053]

"Rough" conference call complete. The other side they were negotiating... I was not.

https://i0.wp.com/thegroomslist.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/How-to-negotiate-a-salary-in-the-equine-industry-Employers-and-Grooms.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1

for "one million dollars?"

 

[Daisy_Love]

Did you mean Plum?

And where from???

Fucking spellcheck
Budgens!!! They are amazing!!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

When there are that many silent E’s in a row, do you finally pronounce them?

Nah I just don’t pronounce t’s and ing’s

 

[MedicalMuse]

Y’all got a raising canes ?

Nope.

 

[jason28053]

This is 2023... try multiplying that by 20...

Oh behave. It’s Austin Powers baby!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Same...

You were in meetings

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I tried new ones last week. Plumb, pear and cinnamon. They were sooooo good

Damn, I thought you guys just added extra vowels like Us, not Bs too

Nopeeeeeeee, wrong!!

There are the extra vowels!

I need chicken tenders.

Girl, saaame!

I feel abandoned....

Me too. Let’s get some tendies.

 

[LupineOne]

I need chicken tenders.

Those, a DQ blizzard, and a nap.

 

[jason28053]

Nap? Who has time for a nap?? Sounds good though...

Naps are the best!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Those, a DQ blizzard, and a nap.

Yeah.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Naps are the best!

I haven’t had one today

 

[Lmizzler]

I haven’t had one today

But remember this.

Almost done! Then job interview. Then NAP.

 

[jason28053]

30 minutes... that's all I can stand in a nap... any more than 30 minutes and I feel like a damn zombie when I wake.

10 minute Power Nap

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s that time again!!!

The official



Sex & Shenanigans Awards!​

Yes, in honour of 2000 pages of Shenanigans… we’re doing it again!



You know the drill…



And since shenanigans belongs to ALL OF US… we’re going to do nominations for each award.



Please submit up to 2 posters for each award. After some time … the panel will deliberate and determine the winners!!



The awards are as follows:



Poster who most effectively used a gif or emoji



Poster who has become the best newcomer in the last 1000 pages!



Poster who coined the phrase / joke you use on the daily



Poster who beats a joke to death!



Poster who is always dying of thirst!



Poster who is always 5 posts or pages behind the joke



Poster who always has something nice to say!



Poster who gives out the most wow reactions



Poster whose used “ranch” as a verb most effectively



Poster who posts the most in S&S (the post whore award)





OK EVERYONE … go back through the amazing journey of the last 1000 pages and find those posters you wish to recognize.



Also if you have a special nomination award, please submit that as well. There may be a prize for the most original award submission!!

Bump

 

[Bry1313]

It’s that time again!!!

The official



Sex & Shenanigans Awards!​

Yes, in honour of 2000 pages of Shenanigans… we’re doing it again!



You know the drill…



And since shenanigans belongs to ALL OF US… we’re going to do nominations for each award.



Please submit up to 2 posters for each award. After some time … the panel will deliberate and determine the winners!!



The awards are as follows:



Poster who most effectively used a gif or emoji



Poster who has become the best newcomer in the last 1000 pages!



Poster who coined the phrase / joke you use on the daily



Poster who beats a joke to death!



Poster who is always dying of thirst!



Poster who is always 5 posts or pages behind the joke



Poster who always has something nice to say!



Poster who gives out the most wow reactions



Poster whose used “ranch” as a verb most effectively



Poster who posts the most in S&S (the post whore award)





OK EVERYONE … go back through the amazing journey of the last 1000 pages and find those posters you wish to recognize.



Also if you have a special nomination award, please submit that as well. There may be a prize for the most original award submission!!

I’ll help you get more attention

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Bump

I’m a procrastinator. When’s the deadline?

 

[Bry1313]

I’m a procrastinator. When’s the deadline?

Yesterday

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yesterday

Well damn, guess I’m too late to vote for you

 

[Bry1313]

Well damn, guess I’m too late to vote for you

Exceptions can be made.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Exceptions can be made.

https://media.tenor.com/kBacAvRt_E4AAAAC/no-exceptions-without-exception.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I can be bribed