Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Wait…what’s this “sexytime” you speak of?

If you don’t know I’m so genuinely sad for you.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Favourite Christmas treat?



BESIDES SEXYTIME

Mince pies

 

[crazychemgirl]

the tip of my cock is now as red and swollen as Rudolphs nose

TMI TMI


good grief

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mince pies

With actual meat or just the fat?

In Canada we have these … which I think are similar?

https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/canadian-butter-tarts.html

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Favourite Christmas treat?



BESIDES SEXYTIME

Eggnog. Hot chocolate. Fistfulls of those tiny marshmallows.

 

[CthuluLives]

Gingerbread latte's and Lebkuchen

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

you failed me bro.. I thought our new tradition was ranch covered meat pockets

Well that's an automatic given.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

TMI TMI


good grief

Wait, are we lost? Is this not Sex and Shenanigans?
*Walks outside to read the sign on the door*

 

[Strixaluco]

And, fastest job interview ever. I shall be going to days -08:30 to 16:30, no weekends, pay raise, and I keep my car and two holidays a year that I have to work.

Congrats!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

be careful it dont drip on you, its been ranched on

Who the fuck ranched all over the door?!? *Eyes @NRJLIVES4ever suspiciously*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who the fuck ranched all over the door?!? *Eyes @NRJLIVES4ever suspiciously*

Genius

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Who the fuck ranched all over the door?!? *Eyes @NRJLIVES4ever suspiciously*

Look, I'm just a guy that appreciates nice doors.

 

[jason28053]

Look, I'm just a guy that appreciates nice doors.

I appreciate door KNOCKERS

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I appreciate door KNOCKERS

Those too! Hold on I gotta....oh fuuuuuck.

Sorry. Carry on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look, I'm just a guy that appreciates nice doors.

Is that why you and @Bry1313 get along so well?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is that why you and @Bry1313 get along so well?

Wait, did @Bry1313 ranch all over the door too?!? I thought that looked like too much for 1 person! And here I though he was still trying to ketchup

 

[Daisy_Love]

With actual meat or just the fat?

In Canada we have these … which I think are similar?

https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/canadian-butter-tarts.html

It’s fruit

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Wait, did @Bry1313 ranch all over the door too?!? I thought that looked like too much for 1 person! And here I though he was still trying to ketchup

Not to humble-brag but...yeah.

 

[Bry1313]

Not to humble-brag but...yeah.

Your ranch talents are known far and wide

 

[Lmizzler]

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It’s fruit

Can I get a box of these to go please?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Can I get a box of these to go please?

I tried new ones last week. Plumb, pear and cinnamon. They were sooooo good

 

[Bry1313]

I tried new ones last week. Plumb, pear and cinnamon. They were sooooo good

Pear and cinnamon might have been better

 

[Daisy_Love]

Pear and cinnamon might have been better

Nopeeeeeeee, wrong!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I need chicken tenders.

 

[jason28053]

I need chicken tenders.

i'm on it! call me Bed Dash!