Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Someone’s birthday is tomorrow !

Yes it is! Do you think you can rally up some gifts for the birthday boy?

I’m gonna blast him my nips and snooch

God I love you both

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It happens, take it as a complement

I’d rather be insulted once in awhile

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

In my experience, speed isn't a virtue with sex. 15 minutes by standards around here is a quickie.

I'd be down for a sex game show though.



Yep, first snow was yesterday.

15 minutes? Sign me up!

 

[Bbl87]

15 minutes? Sign me up!

That's the minimum.

 

[Lmizzler]

So hear me out... Speed Dating...but replace Dating with Sex

No? Yeah... probably wouldn't do well. I know!

The Newlywed Game but instead of points for correct answers, clothes come of....

I have too much time on my hands this evening.....

I think the show would be called Quickie

 

[Bry1313]

So hear me out... Speed Dating...but replace Dating with Sex

No? Yeah... probably wouldn't do well. I know!

The Newlywed Game but instead of points for correct answers, clothes come of....

I have too much time on my hands this evening.....

Ok, I’m in

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think the show would be called Quickie

That’s the name of my sex tape.

Ok, I’m in

That’s also the name of my sex tape.

 

[jason28053]

I was once told I look like Eva Longoria. I laughed and said I like her style but I'm way hotter. LMAO... I might have had a little too much wine that night.

I like that you're modest. LOL

 

[jason28053]

I am the most modest woman you've ever not met. LOL In fact, I'm so freaking modest that I've turned down sainthood twice...

Third time will be the charm I guess. LOL

 

[Lmizzler]

That’s the name of my sex tape.



That’s also the name of my sex tape.

“Ok, I’m in” is the prequel to the Quickie

 

[Lord Pmann]

“Ok, I’m in” is the prequel to the Quickie

With “Uuuugghhmmmp… I’m sorry” at the end.

 

[lanceGibs]

I am the most modest woman you've ever not met. LOL In fact, I'm so freaking modest that I've turned down sainthood twice...

I am sure that several Cardinals have begged you to accept it

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am sure that several Cardinals have begged you to accept it

I don’t think she’s their type…

 

[HarryHill]

Nebs. ever hear of a heavy metal band called Gojira?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebs. ever hear of a heavy metal band called Gojira?

No I haven’t but I was watching Godzilla vs Kong today and I think I heard mention of this word

 

[Lmizzler]

https://imgur.com/a/8SpIhUx

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://imgur.com/a/8SpIhUx

You wanna get riddling with me? Bring donuts and peanut butter. I have the faucet the wrench and the honey

 

[Lmizzler]

You wanna get riddling with me? Bring donuts and peanut butter. I have the faucet the wrench and the honey

I am not even sure what all is being described here. But all I know is, count me in!

 

[MrsPassion]

You wanna get riddling with me? Bring donuts and peanut butter. I have the faucet the wrench and the honey

You’re the fucking best

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You’re the fucking best

No Yoda Best

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am not even sure what all is being described here. But all I know is, count me in!

I don’t know either. Mrs P can guide us

 

[GallantWriter]

No Yoda Best

Maybe you're both the best.

 

[LupineOne]

You’re the fucking best

Isn’t she though?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love all y’all!!!! And I’m going to bed. Well I’m in bed but I’m gonna read a little and pass out. Stay golden pervs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is everyone tucked in...nice and warm?

Yes, aarm, cozy and a little buzzed