OrdinaryPerson
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Find a few more buttholes for a line up and I'll tell you which one is yoursI wish there was a way to test this theory.
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OrdinaryPerson
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New friendship level badge unlocked...
I'm concerned about the "since Thanksgiving" part though. You ok?
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I remember this scene from the Usual Suspects.
Bry1313
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Just reflecting on eating turkey for five straight days but still being right as rain.
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Not fard or shid related but I felt kind of acidy the other day and I drank a beer and I wasn't acidy anymore. So yeah, I'm drinking again.
crazychemgirl
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crazychemgirl
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43 pages to go
Mo_Bandy
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I am on day 2 of no booze and I feel like ass. Hopefully at least sleep well tonight.Not fard or shid related but I felt kind of acidy the other day and I drank a beer and I wasn't acidy anymore. So yeah, I'm drinking again.
OrdinaryPerson
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I've been popping Pepcids like a legit old personNot fard or shid related but I felt kind of acidy the other day and I drank a beer and I wasn't acidy anymore. So yeah, I'm drinking again.
MrsPassion
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okay but "Thirstiest" makes it sound too noble for the current first place holder, can we shuzz it up a bit and go with "The Driest" or "Positively Pussy Parched"? "Beggiest of Booby Beggars"?
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Sleep is amazing. CBD gummy sleep is my favorite kind of sleep lately.
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Oh yeah my stomach sucks and is terrible. It's in diametric opposition to my dick.
OrdinaryPerson
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We can just name it The Bogiest, cause we all know who is deserves the title.
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Seems to match my parts. Couple time might have to get delayed to like July now though for both our tummies to calm down.
MrsPassion
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This made me laugh way too hard.But when you’re right; you’re right
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I mean I can totally rally still. I'm a pro.
OrdinaryPerson
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Does that mean I have to pay for it? I heard rocket fuel is expensive
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You'll only have to pay me in hard squirting orgasms. #DonJuan
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Aaaaand now seems like a good time for the regular reminder to stay hydrated, everyone!
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Mr_bogey
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Lobbying by the board of elections???? Yeah. I'm sure this will be a fair result.
Mr_bogey
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Similar to the request in Porky's
MrsPassion
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Most lobbyist act as fiduciaries to the causes they support. If the people decide you are the thirstiest then you’d be the thirstiest lol
heavy is the crown eh?
PlanetaryNebula
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John Cusack was an 80s heart throb. And I bet you were too!I won't yuck your yum. I don't see it. But ya like what ya like.
Then again I think all women should find chunky tall graying dads with beards incredibly sexy. No ulterior motives for that opinion. Completely objective.
PlanetaryNebula
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Someone’s birthday is tomorrow !
