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Yes it is! Do you think you can rally up some gifts for the birthday boy?
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PlanetaryNebula
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I’m gonna blast him my nips and snooch
Bbl87
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I mean, I was adorable in the 80s. For the 3 years I existed.John Cusack was an 80s heart throb. And I bet you were too!
PlanetaryNebula
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What’s his who?? Love me some 80s Johnny
PlanetaryNebula
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You were born in 87?!I mean, I was adorable in the 80s. For the 3 years I existed.
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PlanetaryNebula
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Ahh. Bbl87. Good Christ Nebs
Bbl87
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That I was. I started going grey in my 20s.
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Eh, people don't always use numbers in their usernames that way, so don't blame ya.
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Did you know it's my birthday tomorrow, too?
PlanetaryNebula
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Just around the cornerDamn my April birthday!
PlanetaryNebula
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Idk why I thought you were like 50
PlanetaryNebula
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I know you had a birthday recently… but you probably need one of those equal attention bday presents. I’ll be happy to oblige you. My birthday is coming up. Round up the wieners!
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This is reminiscent of the Russians influencing elections thru social media.Most lobbyist act as fiduciaries to the causes they support. If the people decide you are the thirstiest then you’d be the thirstiest lolheavy is the crown eh?
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Exactly. How could you tell that I was the baby in my family who always got gifts on my siblings birthdays?
Mr_bogey
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My half birthday was a week ago and I got dust.
MrsPassion
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So suspicious lol
PlanetaryNebula
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Because it takes one to know one!!!!
Xerxes82
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I am now picturing a bunch of Lit dicks all lasso'd and tied together. Bet that would get some interesting reactions.
Bbl87
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I feel like we have definitions of that phrase.
Idk why I thought you were like 50
I am a bit of an old soul. And my back freakin' feels like it, especially after wiping out on ice yesterday like a dumbass.
PlanetaryNebula
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There’s ice where you are? Or were you playing hockeyI feel like we have definitions of that phrase.
I am a bit of an old soul. And my back freakin' feels like it, especially after wiping out on ice yesterday like a dumbass.
PlanetaryNebula
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I feel like all the sex I have is speed sex
ShaneoD
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It happens, take it as a complementI feel like all the sex I have is speed sex
SlyderInside
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Yeah, I thought Speedy Sex wasn’t usually appreciated
This one makes much more sense, I like it!!
Bbl87
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In my experience, speed isn't a virtue with sex. 15 minutes by standards around here is a quickie.
I'd be down for a sex game show though.
Yep, first snow was yesterday.
