Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

no but from time to time he might slip into some womens panties if he is feeling pretty

I...umm...wut?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Jinkies I pick my moments to pop my head in here... (and by "here" I mean the thread - not where Indie is hiding)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

says peckereye as he sips his pumkin spice latte...

Are you stalking me again!?

 

[MrsPassion]

So…is it your cunt or ass that has seasonal availability? Asking for me

Ass is seasonal. It's a prime attraction so we have limited viewings and excursions.
Cunt is year round, though we suggest arriving early as daily spots are limited (capacity issues)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm hiding in her cunt. Not her ass.

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[LadyLascivious1]

Ass is seasonal. It's a prime attraction so we have limited viewings and excursions.
Cunt is year round, though we suggest arriving early as daily spots are limited (capacity issues)

You should consider upgrading to the cavernous cunt option. I hear there’s room for everyone there

 

[MrsPassion]

You should consider upgrading to the cavernous cunt option. I hear there’s room for everyone there

We're looking at expanding current offerings. Demand is bananas right now!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m 97% sure that white text and pictures hidden in emojis will be the downfall of society.

Prude.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ass is seasonal. It's a prime attraction so we have limited viewings and excursions.
Cunt is year round, though we suggest arriving early as daily spots are limited (capacity issues)

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[MrsPassion]

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Stop making me laugh like a maniac in this meeting!! I can't turn off my camera!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

We're looking at expanding current offerings. Demand is bananas right now!

Note: do not leave bananas as offering inside.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Stop making me laugh like a maniac in this meeting!! I can't turn off my camera!

You're welcome!

 

[MrsPassion]

Note: do not leave bananas as offering inside.

you're a fucking menace!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

you're a fucking menace!!

And you love every second....

 

[MrsPassion]

And you love every second....

I won't give you the satisfaction of an affirmative answer

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Prude.

You know that’s not even a little true

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You know that’s not even a little true

*clicks and is dissapointed*

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@SirConradPeckereye how are you sad that I’m not a prude?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I won't give you the satisfaction of an affirmative answer

 

[deft]

Prude.

Yaaaaaaaayyyyy!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*clicks and is dissapointed*

You need me to send you more pictures of my massive books, don’t you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@SirConradPeckereye how are you sad that I’m not a prude?

Sad because NOTHING to click...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You need me to send you more pictures of my massive books, don’t you?

Mmmmmm books....

 

[SlyderInside]

Mmmmmm books....

Love squeezing a good, juicy book in my hand

 

[SlyderInside]

Prude.

Just the best.