Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

Damn.... well there goes lowering slinky dog...

no no no...this plan has promise

Nor should you

its been ruined but I'm not mad about it

 

[MrsPassion]

dont yell to loud though, we will end up with a bunch of dudes postin' moobs and that will dry and seal the cavernous cunt up forever.

I've no qualms with quality moobies. I think what it really comes down is this group has a fascination with nipples in general.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I hate pulling permits! The paperwork alone!

I know right!? Were trying to save save people(s) and all your concerned with is permits!?

are you insinuating I am the owner of a cavernous cunt? I'd know if someone was lost in there. I do security sweeps daily.

No... but thanks for the heads up on the security down there...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

no no no...this plan has promise

Just don't scratch him in that one spot while he is down there...

 

[MrsPassion]

Just don't scratch him in that one spot while he is down there...

must you take all the joy from everything?!?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

are you insinuating I am the owner of a cavernous cunt? I'd know if someone was lost in there. I do security sweeps daily.

Psst. No one tell her I've been hiding here for dayssss.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

must you take all the joy from everything?!?

Don't need it flooding down there will people still inside!? Though if there was one way to go...

 

[MrsPassion]

Psst. No one tell her I've been hiding here for dayssss.

My oblivious ass almost didn't see that

I mean you're welcome to get comfy and stay awhile

 

[MrsPassion]

Don't need it flooding down there will people still inside!? Though if there was one way to go...

Sir, we have all necessary safety precautions accounted for. Life vests are hanging in the foyer of the cavernous cunt. You didn't listen to the tour guide go over the safety protocols did you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

damn...I'm fresh out boobs. We need reinforcements!

That's one thing you'll never be out of. #boobsfordays

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My oblivious ass almost didn't see that

I mean you're welcome to get comfy and stay awhile

I already did! I have pillows and blankets and everything. It would just be nice if something would stop hitting me in the head every day.

 

[MrsPassion]

you should see what happens when she catches an intruder, they get discharged like a fat kid on a raft at the water park!

If I were made of weaker stock I'd be insecure about the state of my cunt after this conversation. This is what I get for commenting in here

 

[MrsPassion]

That's one thing you'll never be out of. #boobsfordays

shhhh!! No one knows I have giant bazookas! giving away the plot here Mr. B

 

[MrsPassion]

I already did! I have pillows and blankets and everything. It would just be nice if something would stop hitting me in the head every day.

oh...thats our um...maintenance guy... I'll tell him to calm down. He's been tearing down some walls as of late

 

[MrsPassion]

I think the state of your cunt is in fine working order. Just remember to hydrate!

*holds up basic bitch gallon water bottle*

check!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sir, we have all necessary safety precautions accounted for. Life vests are hanging in the foyer of the cavernous cunt. You didn't listen to the tour guide go over the safety protocols did you?

Pfft like you would be listening to 'instructions and safety' down there...

 

[MrsPassion]

Pfft like you would be listening to 'instructions and safety' down there...

"suggested guidelines" I'm always open to suggestions

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think this thread got tripped up and fell inside a cavernous cunt and got lost.

I think of that Curb Your Enthusiasm “small penis or large vagina” scene every time someone says anything like this

how does one organize a rescue effort from a cavernous cunt? Is it big enough to send in a search party?

Does anyone really want to be saved from cunt?

Psst. No one tell her I've been hiding here for dayssss.

You are such a pain in the ass

That's one thing you'll never be out of. #boobsfordays

I can relate

EVERYONE knows I have giant bazookas! giving away the plot here Mr. B

FIFY

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"suggested guidelines" I'm always open to suggestions

Of what do do to get in trouble!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*holds up basic bitch gallon water bottle*

check!

You ma’am are far from 'basic'

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You are such a pain in the ass

I'm hiding in her cunt. Not her ass.

 

[MrsPassion]

Does anyone really want to be saved from cunt?

I'm of the opinion that no lol no wants too but cavernous--surely we need to send in supplies and food rations at least?!?

FIFY

I'm trying so hard not to die of laughter in my meeting

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm hiding in her cunt. Not her ass.

that section of the park won't be open again until Feb at least

 

[MrsPassion]

Of what do do to get in trouble!

a leopard can't change their spots

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm hiding in her cunt. Not her ass.

I’m 97% sure that white text and pictures hidden in emojis will be the downfall of society.

that section of the park won't be open again until Feb at least

So…is it your cunt or ass that has seasonal availability? Asking for me