Sex & Shenanigans

I like that when I checked this thread this morning we were talking about holiday food. And now that I'm home from work, you're still talking about holiday food. This is a pace I can work with.
 
Because I floated the idea and pestered them on social media until it happened 🤣 When I ordered The Bobbie (turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce sammich pictured above), I usually got it to go and added gravy at home. It’s delish, but can sometimes be a little dry and the gravy makes it perfect!
When kitty speaks people listen :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Because I floated the idea and pestered them on social media until it happened 🤣 When I ordered The Bobbie (turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce sammich pictured above), I usually got it to go and added gravy at home. It’s delish, but can sometimes be a little dry and the gravy makes it perfect!
Sounds good! Though I've never been to Capriotti's🤪
 
What? I'm Halloween people and I love Thanksgiving.

Who doesn't love all the food?!
I love all the food. And Halloween stuff. I also love pussy. I just love stuff in general.

Pft…no one evvvvver fights on Thanksgiving, that’s crazy talk! Just bring what you like, and if you don’t like what others brought, that’s when you shut up and eat your food! 😜
My ex-in laws were the fucking worst. Lots of casual racism. I was the queer east-coaster that married their daughter and I would occasionally be on the recieving end of shitty comments like "You're not a JEW are you?" And give me shit for votng for Obama. Also their food was bland as fuck.
 
I am perpetrating a subversive, long-range plot to introduce flavor and variety into my family's holiday meals. Last Thanksgiving, I won over a gullible 9-year-old with garlic and cream cheese in the mashed potatoes. Now I'm fantasizing about oysters in the stuffing. But I'm afraid I lack the courage for the chaos that would ensue. :eek:
 
I am perpetrating a subversive, long-range plot to introduce flavor and variety into my family's holiday meals. Last Thanksgiving, I won over a gullible 9-year-old with garlic and cream cheese in the mashed potatoes. Now I'm fantasizing about oysters in the stuffing. But I'm afraid I lack the courage for the chaos that would ensue. :eek:

What the fuck… oysters???


Please never invite me to dinner.
 
I love all the food. And Halloween stuff. I also love pussy. I just love stuff in general.


My ex-in laws were the fucking worst. Lots of casual racism. I was the queer east-coaster that married their daughter and I would occasionally be on the recieving end of shitty comments like "You're not a JEW are you?" And give me shit for votng for Obama. Also their food was bland as fuck.

Ughhh I’m sorry you had to put up with that. I’m the quiet one and I would still fight anyone in my family who even dared. Sounds like a blessing in disguise to be free of them though.
 
My ex-in laws were the fucking worst. Lots of casual racism. I was the queer east-coaster that married their daughter and I would occasionally be on the recieving end of shitty comments like "You're not a JEW are you?" And give me shit for votng for Obama. Also their food was bland as fuck.
I wonder if your in-laws know my in-laws. At least on my wife's father's side. They'd all have a wonderful time agreeing with each other.
 
My ex-in laws were the fucking worst. Lots of casual racism. I was the queer east-coaster that married their daughter and I would occasionally be on the recieving end of shitty comments like "You're not a JEW are you?" And give me shit for votng for Obama. Also their food was bland as fuck.
You ability to not throw a fork at them for the “Jew” line, a la Michael Berzatto, shows you have way more restraint than me. Good on you.
 
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