Sex & Shenanigans

I was surprised to find out I actually prefer really sharp steak knives without teeth. My set are J A Henckels and solid pieces of stainless steel (no wood or plastic handles) with teeth, and my roommate’s set is also J A Henckels without teeth, and his are infinitely better!
I'll have to look into those.

I can get the Bucks for $300 with their law enforcement discount program, but think they'll still be a hard battle. Cold Steel has a set I can get for $120 she seems more amenable to. I love their hunting/survival knives, and their kitchen cutlery looks solid.
 
I know @MrsPassion would support this.

This is like the fine art of Spam and associated meat products and I approve. ✅


Other thoughts I had while looking at those photos:

-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.

I’m gonna sit in the corner and pour bleach in my eyes now. Scuse me 😂
 
This is like the fine art of Spam and associated meat products and I approve. ✅


Other thoughts I had while looking at those photos:

-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.

I’m gonna sit in the corner and pour bleach in my eyes now. Scuse me 😂
-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.


I think you may have just invented a form of poetry that AI can't replicate. Thank you for restoring my hopes for our literary future! :sneaky:
 
This is like the fine art of Spam and associated meat products and I approve. ✅


Other thoughts I had while looking at those photos:

-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.

I’m gonna sit in the corner and pour bleach in my eyes now. Scuse me 😂
Can you please never ever stop being so fucking funny? Thank you
 
-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.


I think you may have just invented a form of poetry that AI can't replicate. Thank you for restoring my hopes for our literary future! :sneaky:
Shakespearean talent on me. 😎
 
This is like the fine art of Spam and associated meat products and I approve. ✅


Other thoughts I had while looking at those photos:

-Ohhhh…so those are meat curtains.
-I’ll take “Things Men Would definitely Stick their Johnson in” for 500 Alex.
-Came a vegetarian left a carni-whore
-What happens when you make a ho into a housewife.

I’m gonna sit in the corner and pour bleach in my eyes now. Scuse me 😂

Lmao @ those are meat curtains


I wonder what @Lmizzler thinks of those photos
 
Question for the board …. When something in real life resembles a dick we call it phallic …

What is the term for when something resembles a vagina????
 
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