Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

On one hand I'm thrilled that the "ranch is a verb" has taken off. On the other hand I'm sorry if the salad dressing is ruined for anyone.

I was at the grocery store the other day and saw ranch dressing and I giggled to myself. I'm in my 40s and this kind if thing still makes me laugh. I feel like in this regard I've gotten something right.

But what about people like @OrdinaryPerson who enjoys ranch more now?

 

[MrsPassion]

“Bry1313 said:
She hates when we are ranching in meat pockets…..she will change her tune soon…..come join us @Kitty_so_frisky we all float down here”

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever husked or been husked, but I do enjoy a good hard shucking!

I’m sorry I don’t know a Bry1313. They sound lame.

But I’m so glad you enjoy a good hard shucking

 

[MrsPassion]

Would you feel better if I ate some candy corn off or your body?

What 7th ring of hell have I wandered into?!

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh she doesn’t have me ignored…..she doesn’t have the willpower to actually ignore me.

Also, she’s evolving


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[Deleted member 6592667]

But what about people like @OrdinaryPerson who enjoys ranch more now?

Well, sounds like I need to drink some protein shakes and slide into her DMs.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Yes that salad dressing is ruined for my salads for life. And also avoid that grocery store aisle if possible.

Or...maybe stock up?

 

[Bry1313]

 

[MrsPassion]

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[Xerxes82]

I do NOT eat dicks and tits for food!! And I am not a zombie corn!!

Gawdfuckingdammit!!



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Excellent use of Taz .gif. Bonus points to Mrs.P.

Also, it seems to me there is an easy way for her to prove that she is not a dick/tittie eating zombie corn. And that's simply for somebody to put a dick/titties in her mouth and see what happens.

If no one is brave enough to volunteer, I will of course take one for the team in this endeavor.

 

[Bry1313]

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Told you @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guarantee you that if you had the chance to try people meat, you would… all of you.

What if it was from a serial rapist?
Or a serial killer?

 

[MrsPassion]

I guarantee you that if you had the chance to try people meat, you would… all of you.

What if it was from a serial rapist?
Or a serial killer?

I mean…there’s a small but reasonable chance if you’ve ever eaten a hot dog you’ve inadvertently eaten people meat. Surely a thumb or an ear has gotten lost in the grinder?

Were they an organic serial killer? My body is a temple

 

[Bry1313]

I guarantee you that if you had the chance to try people meat, you would… all of you.

What if it was from a serial rapist?
Or a serial killer?

Would be good on rye.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I guarantee you that if you had the chance to try people meat, you would… all of you.

What if it was from a serial rapist?
Or a serial killer?

Nah, eating the ass of someone I like is about as far as I'd go in the eating people department.

 

[Bry1313]

Nah, eating the ass of someone I like is about as far as I'd go in the eating people department.

Well I guess @MrsPassion isnt inviting you over for dinner

 

[MrsPassion]

Nah, eating the ass of someone I like is about as far as I'd go in the eating people department.

But surely a rump roast isn’t all that different?

 

[MrsPassion]

Well I guess @MrsPassion isnt inviting you over for dinner

You’re dead to me.

 

[Bry1313]

You’re dead to me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

But surely a rump roast isn’t all that different?

I mean...I dunno, I have a feeling you could talk me into it.

"Hey NRJ try this."
"Eh, no thanks."
"C'mon it's good."
"Oh you talked me into it!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean…there’s a small but reasonable chance if you’ve ever eaten a hot dog you’ve inadvertently eaten people meat. Surely a thumb or an ear has gotten lost in the grinder?

Were they an organic serial killer? My body is a temple

There was a serial killer in my city who owned a pig farm…. It’s more than likely I’ve eaten people meat via pig

 

[MrsPassion]

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[MrsPassion]

There was a serial killer in my city who owned a pig farm…. It’s more than likely I’ve eaten people meat via pig

Canada has a shocking number of serial killers. I thought you all sang campfire songs round the old maple tree and just hugged each other a lot.

 

[MrsPassion]

I mean...I dunno, I have a feeling you could talk me into it.

"Hey NRJ try this."
"Eh, no thanks."
"C'mon it's good."
"Oh you talked me into it!"

So you’re saying I’m infinitely persuasive? I dig it.

 

[LupineOne]

THAT, that it’s always meat pocket/curtain-adjacent, plus the use of it as a verb!

Makes me laugh every time now

Sounds lovely, but would likely need a small army of uninfected to defend. Is there a water source?

A well drilled to an aquifer. Used in farming and livestock support for at least 60 years prior to today and last check said it wasn’t close to a quarter drained, so we’re good on water.

On one hand I'm thrilled that the "ranch is a verb" has taken off. On the other hand I'm sorry if the salad dressing is ruined for anyone.

I was at the grocery store the other day and saw ranch dressing and I giggled to myself. I'm in my 40s and this kind if thing still makes me laugh. I feel like in this regard I've gotten something right.

I was offered ranch at a work lunch last week and died of laughter, and couldn’t tell anyone why I was laughing

Same. I bought cheese curds at a local restaurant the other day and got stared at a second too long because I couldn’t quite keep the laughter out of my face when I asked for ranch to dip them in

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I guarantee you that if you had the chance to try people meat, you would… all of you.

What if it was from a serial rapist?
Or a serial killer?

Girl…I don’t eat lamb, goat, duck, duck, goose, snails, fish or seafood of any kind, WTF makes you think I’d eat people meat?!