Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

I’m a beloved, and benevolent person.

Tributes (though often unasked for) are plentiful.

Ah, therein lies the reason. Unsolicited ranchings aren't my bag.

 

[MrsPassion]

I mean…yes but also I’m very curious about quantities so I’ll watch then ignore

 

[Bry1313]

A pic has been found of zombie corn @MrsPassion , apparently she eats dicks and titties instead of brains

 

[MrsPassion]

A pic has been found of zombie corn @MrsPassion , apparently she eats dicks and titties instead of brains

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You motherfucker

 

[MrsPassion]

I do NOT eat dicks and tits for food!! And I am not a zombie corn!!

Gawdfuckingdammit!!



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[OrdinaryPerson]

I do NOT eat dicks and tits for food!! And I am not a zombie corn!!

Gawdfuckingdammit!!



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You hangry?
Need some tits?

 

[MrsPassion]

You hangry?
Need some tits?

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[SirConradPeckereye]

A pic has been found of zombie corn @MrsPassion , apparently she eats dicks and titties instead of brains

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The resemblance is uncanny....

 

[MrsPassion]

The resemblance is uncanny....

You go straight to hell!!

 

[Bry1313]

I do NOT eat dicks and tits for food!! And I am not a zombie corn!!

Gawdfuckingdammit!!



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[MrsPassion]

Reported.

I missed you least of all

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You go straight to hell!!

So sending me where you will also be....smart...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Kitty_so_frisky why the angry react, dove? You don’t like ranch?

Hi, I’m MrsP by the way resident virginal sweetheart

She hates when we are ranching in meat pockets…..she will change her tune soon…..come join us @Kitty_so_frisky we all float down here

THAT, that it’s always meat pocket/curtain-adjacent, plus the use of it as a verb!

Rolling hills and flat fields on three sides of the house, forest along the north and northwest edges.

Sounds lovely, but would likely need a small army of uninfected to defend. Is there a water source?

 

[MrsPassion]

THAT, that it’s always meat pocket/curtain-adjacent, plus the use of it as a verb!


Sounds lovely, but would likely need a small army of uninfected to defend. Is there a water source?

I can’t see the comment under the arrow, I think it’s someone on my ignored list. But understood. I won’t offer you ranch or meat pockets/curtains/ or any variation

How do you feel about husking tho?

 

[MrsPassion]

So sending me where you will also be....smart...

I missed you less than Bry

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I missed you less than Bry

You take that back dammit!!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

On one hand I'm thrilled that the "ranch is a verb" has taken off. On the other hand I'm sorry if the salad dressing is ruined for anyone.

I was at the grocery store the other day and saw ranch dressing and I giggled to myself. I'm in my 40s and this kind if thing still makes me laugh. I feel like in this regard I've gotten something right.

 

[MrsPassion]

You take that back dammit!!!!

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[MrsPassion]

On one hand I'm thrilled that the "ranch is a verb" has taken off. On the other hand I'm sorry if the salad dressing is ruined for anyone.

I was at the grocery store the other day and saw ranch dressing and I giggled to myself. I'm in my 40s and this kind if thing still makes me laugh. I feel like in this regard I've gotten something right.

I was offered ranch at a work lunch last week and died of laughter, and couldn’t tell anyone why I was laughing

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I was offered ranch at a work lunch last week and died of laughter, and couldn’t tell anyone why I was laughing

Hahaha seriously, like how would you explain it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can’t see the comment under the arrow, I think it’s someone on my ignored list. But understood. I won’t offer you ranch or meat pockets/curtains/ or any variation

How do you feel about husking tho?

“Bry1313 said:
She hates when we are ranching in meat pockets…..she will change her tune soon…..come join us @Kitty_so_frisky we all float down here”

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever husked or been husked, but I do enjoy a good hard shucking!

 

[Bbl87]

I mean…yes but also I’m very curious about quantities so I’ll watch then ignore

Well, perish the thought you would ignore me, so I shall continue to refrain.

 

[MrsPassion]

Hahaha seriously, like how would you explain it?

“oh hey group of colleagues who only know me as professional and capable. A group of wonderful perverts on a sex forum I dalliance around on during work hours use “ranch” as a colloquial term for cum. Anyways. Let’s look at the upcoming legislative schedule while I ranch all over my salad.”

 

[Bry1313]

“Bry1313 said:
She hates when we are ranching in meat pockets…..she will change her tune soon…..come join us @Kitty_so_frisky we all float down here”

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever husked or been husked, but I do enjoy a good hard shucking!

Oh she doesn’t have me ignored…..she doesn’t have the willpower to actually ignore me.

Also, she’s evolving

 

[MrsPassion]

Well, perish the thought you would ignore me, so I shall continue to refrain.

You’ve an unignorable…presence…