Sex & Shenanigans

I’d make sure @RosewoodTulip ‘s favourite vibrator was always dead and she kept having to use her 2nd favourite or go out and get laid.

I’d delete all the butthole photos on the internet for @Indie

I’d make sure there was never any spoons or forks in @muddler35 ’s house.. only sporks
Don’t you dare! I’ll turn every horror movie into a rom com if you do.

And I’ll hang @PlanetaryNebula Barbies from the electric lines.
 
Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?
 
Any and all.
Hmmm:

Denial of Divinity
Theft
Lust (so much lust)
Mixing of fabrics
Shellfish, oh I love shellfish
Coveting my neighbors wife
Hiding all the erasers in my 3rd grade classroom
Refusal to wear weird underwear
Alcohol
Caffeine
More lust
Gluttony
Littering
Cheating at Strip Poker in the summer between HS and college (there is more, but this seems like a good start)
 
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