Sex & Shenanigans

[muddler35]

Not quite rare, more like full done.

I was always “fully done”. It was “rare” that she was.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Finish the sentence below:

 

[LexxRuthless]

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Haunt the ladies' locker room. But I'll be a VERY friendly ghost!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Play tricks on all my friends … but will be more irritating than scary.

For example..

I’ll steal @Bry1313 ’s glasses and put them somewhere different all the time

I’ll drink all of @Mr_bogey ’s bourbon out of his glass (cuz I’m a ghost so I can’t get drunk) so he has to keep getting up to refill and give me a glimpse of his flat ass

I’ll drop things on the floor in front of @LadyLascivious1 so she has to keep bending over and I get a look at her amazing cleavage

I’ll keep putting a compass in @Cat ’s pocket so she stops getting lost



Keep it going……….

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Play tricks on all my friends … but will be more irritating than scary.

For example..

I’ll steal @Bry1313 ’s glasses and put them somewhere different all the time

I’ll drink all of @Mr_bogey ’s bourbon out of his glass (cuz I’m a ghost so I can’t get drunk) so he has to keep getting up to refill and give me a glimpse of his flat ass

I’ll drop things on the floor in front of @LadyLascivious1 so she has to keep bending over and I get a look at her amazing cleavage

I’ll keep putting a compass in @Cat ’s pocket so she stops getting lost



Keep it going……….

You just have to ask and I’ll flash cleavage

 

[Bbl87]

You just have to ask and I’ll flash cleavage

I love when I have good timing...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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...probably do exactly what I do already. Watch everyone else get up to Shenanigans and stir things up every once in a while

I'd be a nice ghost though really. Keep your drinks topped up, change your TV remote batteries. That sort of thing.

 

[deft]

You just have to ask and I’ll flash cleavage

Well, what a wonderful surprise!

 

[Bry1313]

...probably do exactly what I do already. Watch everyone else get up to Shenanigans and stir things up every once in a while

I'd be a nice ghost though really. Keep your drinks topped up, change your TV remote batteries. That sort of thing.

Can you haunt me instead of @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you haunt me instead of @crazychemgirl

You don’t want someone to keep your remote batteries always new and not dead? … I mean, that sounds weird but ok.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You don’t want someone to keep your remote batteries always new and not dead? … I mean, that sounds weird but ok.

Is "keep your remote batteries always new and not dead" a euphemism?

I can't keep track of the inside jokes and euphemisms here....so...

Also...It's hump day! Any get humped????

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d make sure @RosewoodTulip ‘s favourite vibrator was always dead and she kept having to use her 2nd favourite or go out and get laid.

I’d delete all the butthole photos on the internet for @Indie

I’d make sure there was never any spoons or forks in @muddler35 ’s house.. only sporks

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is "keep your remote batteries always new and not dead" a euphemism?

I can't keep track of the inside jokes and euphemisms here....so...

Also...It's hump day! Any get humped????

Haha HAPPY HUMPDAY MR. Sail

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I’d make sure @RosewoodTulip ‘s favourite vibrator was always dead and she kept having to use her 2nd favourite or go out and get laid.

I’d delete all the butthole photos on the internet for @Indie

I’d make sure there was never any spoons or forks in @muddler35 ’s house.. only sporks

Ha jokes on you. My favourite toy is made of plexiglass and there is no one to help with the second part. Oh wait, jokes on me there...

 

[muddler35]

I’d make sure @RosewoodTulip ‘s favourite vibrator was always dead and she kept having to use her 2nd favourite or go out and get laid.

I’d delete all the butthole photos on the internet for @Indie

I’d make sure there was never any spoons or forks in @muddler35 ’s house.. only sporks

I love that you assume I use utensils to eat.

I’d just haunt everyone who has ever ghosted me and tell them really bad dad jokes. Fuckers have it coming.

 

[Bry1313]

You don’t want someone to keep your remote batteries always new and not dead? … I mean, that sounds weird but ok.

She is going to keep my drinks topped up and batteries in good condition, you keep hiding my glasses. She’s a delightful ghost……you are the @crazychemgirl’s of ghosts.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’d make sure @RosewoodTulip ‘s favourite vibrator was always dead and she kept having to use her 2nd favourite or go out and get laid.

I’d delete all the butthole photos on the internet for @Indie

I’d make sure there was never any spoons or forks in @muddler35 ’s house.. only sporks

I'm thinking maybe we should make sure you stay alive and don't go haunt anyone....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm thinking maybe we should make sure you stay alive and don't go haunt anyone....

come on? …

I’d just keep putting water in different spots on your boat so you keep looking for a leak that doesn’t exist. What’s the problem?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

come on? …

I’d just keep putting water in different spots on your boat so you keep looking for a leak that doesn’t exist. What’s the problem?

So...wait, you don't want us to work on keeping you alive????

I'm thinking you're gonna have more fun haunting Bry and Rose anyway...so....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d steal all of @OrdinaryPerson ’s cock sauce and replace it with ketchup

I’d change @Daisy_Love ’s phone settings so Siri pronounces everything in American English so she has to hear it as Squrl

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d always change the channel on @Photog1rl ’s TV so whenever she turns it on there’s a horror movie playing

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d replace all the cheese in @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ’s fridge with blue cheese

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d replace every song in @NRJLIVES4ever ’s playlist so he is constantly listening to Rick Astley

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’d replace every song in @NRJLIVES4ever ’s playlist so he is constantly listening to Rick Astley

OK, this I can get behind....

 

[crazychemgirl]

@lakesailer_mi you seem to be horrified by my haunting choices lol