Attention everyone. I have a very special life-altering announcement!

[Taegul]

I'm eating a Hawaiian pizza and the pineapple is sooooooo good. Fuck the haters!

 

[BrendaBear]

So… a hater orgy sex-fest. Got it!

 

[HeavyBalls]

HERESY!!!!!!

 

[Taegul]

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's coming.

 

[FunLi]

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's coming.

I want to cu..I mean, sounds kinky .

 

[Taegul]

I want to cu..I mean, sounds kinky .

You always have an invite to the party, FunLi

 

[FunLi]

You always have an invite to the party, FunLi

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[RachelWalsh]

I'm eating a Hawaiian pizza and the pineapple is sooooooo good. Fuck the haters!

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Such... an... abomination. Lol

 

[Mikey1970]

dearly beloved we are gathered here to pay respects to death and passing of all good things and great things that belong on pizza Hawaiian whatever sounds lot like your putting fruit salad on it…shudder you need jesus the power of pizza compels you the power of pizza compels you!

 

[Taegul]

My only regret is that I didn't save any for breakfast. What am I supposed to do now?

I miss my friend so much.

 

[snexxer]

Taegul on ignore.

 

[Joxlrg]

Welcome to the dark side

 

[Taegul]

So, I had a dream last night that I was working at a bank. A customer who looked just like Ralph Malph from Happy Days comes in and one of my co-workers helps him. I'm just standing there wondering if it's really that guy or if any of my co-workers even knows who he is. He walks out the door and within a minute, Henry Winkler walks in to start his shift. I said, "Hey Henry, was that..." Henry Winkler interrupted me and said "yep, that was him".

How cool was it to see Ralph Malph? And why in the Hell is The Fonz working at my bank? WTF!

So, I'm thinking it was the Hawaiian pizza and specifically the pineapple having some strange effect on my REM sleep. I might need to investigate further. By eating a lot more Hawaiian pizza, I mean...

 

[NRBonz]

nEEDS mORE hAM, lOOKS lIKE!

 

[stxjimmy]

Watch out for the pineapple pizza police.

 

[Naughtygirl201]

I once ate Hawaiian pizza in Hawaii and it was still amazing.

 

[Taegul]

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[MrsPassion]

I already knew what this was going to be but I still looked

 

[Taegul]

I already knew what this was going to be but I still looked

Because you love Hawaiian pizza as much as I do. Admit it!

 

[MrsPassion]

Because you love Hawaiian pizza as much as I do. Admit it!

I’d rather eat rough, wooden chopsticks!!

 

[Taegul]

I’d rather eat rough, wooden chopsticks!!

I see you've tried my cooking before...

 

[MrsPassion]

I see you've tried my cooking before...

Ahhhhh…that explains it…the fascination and unearned loyalty you have with pineapple on pizza

 

[Taegul]

Ahhhhh…that explains it…the fascination and unearned loyalty you have with pineapple on pizza

I have to believe the haters simply haven't tried it yet. Pineapple is as natural on pizza as cheese on nachos.

Wait a sec! I've never tried pineapple on nachos. HOLY FUCK, DID I JUST INVENT THE NEXT BIG THING?!?!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I heard that eating excessive pineapple makes your dick smaller. Hold still, Taegul.

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[MedicalMuse]

I hear it makes you taste better. So, some shrinkage but better taste…. Trade off worth it?