Sex & Shenanigans

Someone told me "I kinda don't consider you a real guy. You're more like one of the girls." Um, cool?

Also various unflattering "You know who you look like?" comments.
I got variations on the first one in college a few times. “Oh it’s fine Bry is around, he’s nice” of course a wittier me would have complimented the personality of the “compliment” giver in that moment.
 
I got variations on the first one in college a few times. “Oh it’s fine Bry is around, he’s nice” of course a wittier me would have complimented the personality of the “compliment” giver in that moment.
I never got that one. I always get the backhanded compliments.

"Oh, you're such a great guy. Why can't I find a cute guy who is great like you?"

Because it's always so fun being told you're undateably ugly.
 
Speaking of bad compliments… whatcha got people? Any you’ve received or heard?

I had a guy tell me on date one (after meeting his PARENTS)… that he could see himself falling in love with me. That was our only date.
Usually some kind of "you'd be perfect if you lost weight". Like excuse me? I will eat you too!

Or... "If only I could meet someone just like you." You have. I'm right here 👋🙄
What they meant of course was "if only I could meet someone just like you who is also pretty and thin"

I'm the girl with the "great personality"
 
I got variations on the first one in college a few times. “Oh it’s fine Bry is around, he’s nice” of course a wittier me would have complimented the personality of the “compliment” giver in that moment.
Looking back I'd totally return a compliment like that with "Wow, yeah, what a glowing recommendation. Feel free to use that in your Yelp review." Then they'll be like "What's Yelp?" Because my thing happened in 1997.
 
I never got that one. I always get the backhanded compliments.

"Oh, you're such a great guy. Why can't I find a cute guy who is great like you?"

Because it's always so fun being told you're undateably ugly.

Usually some kind of "you'd be perfect if you lost weight". Like excuse me? I will eat you too!

Or... "If only I could meet someone just like you." You have. I'm right here 👋🙄
What they meant of course was "if only I could meet someone just like you who is also pretty and thin"

I'm the girl with the "great personality"
Again, that's "sending love," not loving that someone was so foolish as to let you get away. ;)
 
Usually some kind of "you'd be perfect if you lost weight". Like excuse me? I will eat you too!

Or... "If only I could meet someone just like you." You have. I'm right here 👋🙄
What they meant of course was "if only I could meet someone just like you who is also pretty and thin"

I'm the girl with the "great personality"
Ugh. People are fucking stupid. I mean you DO have a great personality but you also have wonderful tit-fuck tits. You ARE perfect is what I'm saying. ❤️💋
 
The "boobies" thread makes me alternately laugh and wince. Just from the title.

Weird thing with me, I don't usually like commenting in the AmPic threads. Not sure why, not like there's anything wrong with it, and I'm sure I've actually done it before, I guess I just feel weird being part of an anonymous chorus of approval maybe?
Hey baby…I have an am pics thread you can comment on. I promise not to make you feel anonymous 😉
 
Usually some kind of "you'd be perfect if you lost weight". Like excuse me? I will eat you too!

Or... "If only I could meet someone just like you." You have. I'm right here 👋🙄
What they meant of course was "if only I could meet someone just like you who is also pretty and thin"

I'm the girl with the "great personality"
Oh I so get this Rosie!
You are so pretty for a fat girl. Ummm….fuck off.
 
Speaking of bad compliments… whatcha got people? Any you’ve received or heard?

I had a guy tell me on date one (after meeting his PARENTS)… that he could see himself falling in love with me. That was our only date.
Worst one I have ever gotten is from my mom.

Me a thirty year old-full adult married for 10 years and with children.
My mother says to me, “I was always so pleasantly surprised you were not a slut in high school. You know because you were fat.”
For reference, yes this was a compliment to her and in high school I was 5’5” and weighed 135 lbs so…not fat. 🤷🏻‍♀️
And this post could also go in the why are you the way you are thread lol.
 
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