Amusing Coincidence

"Ahh, thanks, babe," I wink as I lean back and run a hand through my sweaty disheveled hair. "That was a good fuck," I say, then light up a cigarette and take a drag. "So good, that I just took up smoking."

I hear I have that effect.

We'll have to 'get a room' for all that pink, we'll cause an outrage to pollute the Author's forum with filthy lesbian semi-roleplay suggestiveness--how the hell do I keep getting sucked back into this thread, I've got a contest entry to procrastinate on. Horrible influences, the lot of you! 😩
 
how the hell do I keep getting sucked back into this thread, I've got a contest entry to procrastinate on.
Looks like you answered your own question. Besides, it must be flattering to have them fighting over you, right? 🤩
 
That doesn't sound like Shakes...

Not iambic enough.
As You Like It, Act II, Scene IV. If my sources are correct.
Edit: Though it looks like the person who made the graphic committed a small error in word order: "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it"
 
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