MediocreAuthor
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Amusing Coincidence
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Bamagan
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Bamagan
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Also, to be fair, you did explicitly say you recruited four randos with the specific goal of arranging a fuck involving your internet bestie, so...Come into my erotica site!? Imagine me having sex?! Call me an adulteress!?
EmilyMiller
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All I have to say is: what - the - actual - fuck?
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MillieDynamite
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I've become a follower now, @MediocreAuthor.
MediocreAuthor
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Isn't this a quote from A Midsummer Night's Dream?
SimonDoom
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As You Like It, updated.
SimonDoom
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Or Rush, Limelight. If you squint hard he might look like Geddy Lee.
SeraphNocturne
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Come into my erotica site!? Imagine me having sex?! Call me an adulteress!?
I realize you've failed to even mention the fact that I'm a woman... I guess that's barely an inconvenience all things considered?
MediocreAuthor
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A thousand pardons, your Grace!I realize you've failed to even mention the fact that I'm a woman... I guess that's barely an inconvenience all things considered?
Come into my erotica site?! Imagine me having lesbian sex!? Call me a bi-sexual adulteress!?
SeraphNocturne
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Bamagan
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https://media.makeameme.org/created/yes-yes-a-98e5f0.jpg
There's a whole category on your erotica site dedicated to adventurous wives...
pink_silk_glove
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Staaahhhhppp I can't even with you guys today.
"Ahh, thanks, babe," I wink as I lean back and run a hand through my sweaty disheveled hair. "That was a good fuck," I say, then light up a cigarette and take a drag. "So good, that I just took up smoking."
SeraphNocturne
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I hear I have that effect.
We'll have to 'get a room' for all that pink, we'll cause an outrage to pollute the Author's forum with filthy lesbian semi-roleplay suggestiveness--how the hell do I keep getting sucked back into this thread, I've got a contest entry to procrastinate on. Horrible influences, the lot of you!
Bamagan
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Looks like you answered your own question. Besides, it must be flattering to have them fighting over you, right?
pink_silk_glove
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Looks like you answered your own question. Besides, it must be flattering to have them fighting over you, right?
Fight for her? She'll be back.
Bamagan
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https://www.weareteachers.com/wp-content/uploads/43-4.jpgI hear I have that effect.
We'll have to 'get a room' for all that pink, we'll cause an outrage to pollute the Author's forum with filthy lesbian semi-roleplay suggestiveness--how the hell do I keep getting sucked back into this thread, I've got a contest entry to procrastinate on. Horrible influences, the lot of you!
SeraphNocturne
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Looks like you answered your own question. Besides, it must be flattering to have them fighting over you, right?
I admit to nothing and plead the fifth.
Bamagan
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Alright, but just remember, anything you moan can and will be used against you.
Britva415
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Bamagan
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As You Like It, Act II, Scene IV. If my sources are correct.
Edit: Though it looks like the person who made the graphic committed a small error in word order: "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it"
