Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Are you claiming responsibility?

My day never reached that level of fun

 

[LupineOne]

With which I was paid in full with interest

It sure sounds like it

 

[MrsPassion]

It sure sounds like it

I wonder if I do it again if it will work?

 

[Bry1313]

I wonder if I do it again if it will work?

Yes, all the pain will return

 

[LupineOne]

I wonder if I do it again if it will work?

Follow through the 100 days and eat decently and yeah, there’s a good chance
But the pain…oh that’ll be there

 

[LexxRuthless]

Nope I got a “what did you think was gonna happen?!”

To which I replied “That I’d have a Beyoncé booty!! ”

Not that it will make you feel better, but I got no shot at ever having one of those backsides that impresses. We'd joke about it. My brothers all got dad's Hungarian side of the family gene pool - nice, meaty butts and thick thighs. I got the "Macpherson suspension" from mom's side instead. No hips, and long, lean muscles. Even when I was regularly squatting half a ton, I never had an impressive butt.

 

[MrsPassion]

Yes, all the pain will return

Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking

Follow through the 100 days and eat decently and yeah, there’s a good chance
But the pain…oh that’ll be there

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft.

Not that it will make you feel better, but I got no shot at ever having one of those backsides that impresses. We'd joke about it. My brothers all got dad's Hungarian side of the family gene pool - nice, meaty butts and thick thighs. I got the "Macpherson suspension" from mom's side instead. No hips, and long, lean muscles. Even when I was regularly squatting half a ton, I never had an impressive butt.

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft.

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”

Hey there is nothing wrong with tits and sass

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL that was my thought "You say that like tits and sass are a bad thing".

 

[MrsPassion]

Hey there is nothing wrong with tits and sass

I fully agree but it’s the principle of the matter

 

[LupineOne]

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft.

Expect? Of course not. But I’m an eternal optimist

 

[LexxRuthless]

I fully agree but it’s the principle of the matter

"I stand on principal!"
"Let him up. The poor man can't breathe."

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I fully agree but it’s the principle of the matter

Yeah the Gene pool is fickle that way, at least you got two out of three.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Expect? Of course not. But I’m an eternal optimist

If this helps, I did the whole strict diet/eat healthy, did loose the weight. Now I just need to add in the exercise. Soo in a 100 days it does work.

 

[MrsPassion]

Expect? Of course not. But I’m an eternal optimist

A moment of silence for future you that rolls his eyes at me for the billionth time that day

 

[Lindi37]

Can I interest you in a game of CharDeeMcDennis?

Night crawlers anyone?

 

[MrsPassion]

Yeah the Gene pool is fickle that way, at least you got two out of three.

I’ll take it!

 

[MrsPassion]

Night crawlers anyone?

Bahahahahaha!!!

 

[Lindi37]

Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft.

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”

I got the ability to bulk AND build muscle like a mofo. I’m too unmotivated to cut . Got another 20kgs to lose dammit

 

[caitiff1969]

I got the ability to bulk AND build muscle like a mofo. I’m too unmotivated to cut . Got another 20kgs to lose dammit

You've got this!

 

[Lindi37]

Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft.

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”

Just tits and sass?! Guuuuurl

 

[MrsPassion]

I got the ability to bulk AND build muscle like a mofo. I’m too unmotivated to cut . Got another 20kgs to lose dammit

I have to be so diligent about muscle building and honestly I can’t be bothered to fixate on it. Besides, I like all my soft bits but one day…I’ll have the booty of my dreams or you know, just say fuck it and shake what my mama did give me

 

[MrsPassion]

Just tits and sass?! Guuuuurl

I mean…not just lmfao

 

[LupineOne]

If this helps, I did the whole strict diet/eat healthy, did loose the weight. Now I just need to add in the exercise. Soo in a 100 days it does work.

This. I watched what ate, got enough working out in, stayed away from alcohol, and in less than8 months dropped 25 pounds and kept it off

 

[Lindi37]

I have to be so diligent about muscle building and honestly I can’t be bothered to fixate on it. Besides, I like all my soft bits but one day…I’ll have the booty of my dreams or you know, just say fuck it and shake what my mama did give me

I’m pretty lucky in the booty arena for a white girl , this core though FML