Sex & Shenanigans

Nope I got a “what did you think was gonna happen?!”

To which I replied “That I’d have a Beyoncé booty!! 😩😫
🤣
Not that it will make you feel better, but I got no shot at ever having one of those backsides that impresses. We'd joke about it. My brothers all got dad's Hungarian side of the family gene pool - nice, meaty butts and thick thighs. I got the "Macpherson suspension" from mom's side instead. No hips, and long, lean muscles. Even when I was regularly squatting half a ton, I never had an impressive butt. 😢
 
Yes, all the pain will return
Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking 😂🤣
Follow through the 100 days and eat decently and yeah, there’s a good chance 😁
But the pain…oh that’ll be there 😂😂
after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft. 😂
Not that it will make you feel better, but I got no shot at ever having one of those backsides that impresses. We'd joke about it. My brothers all got dad's Hungarian side of the family gene pool - nice, meaty butts and thick thighs. I got the "Macpherson suspension" from mom's side instead. No hips, and long, lean muscles. Even when I was regularly squatting half a ton, I never had an impressive butt. 😢
well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? 🤣😂🤣 somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”
 
Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking 😂🤣

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft. 😂

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? 🤣😂🤣 somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”
Hey there is nothing wrong with tits and sass ❤️
 
Well that’s just a defeatist way of thinking 😂🤣

after all this time…you expect me to behave reasonably? Pfft. 😂

well I got the shorty mcshort genes and while I have nice bum I wan me phat Jamaican backside yea? 🤣😂🤣 somehow those genes were like… “nah…not this one. Give her tits and sass though.”
I got the ability to bulk AND build muscle like a mofo. I’m too unmotivated to cut 🤣. Got another 20kgs to lose dammit
 
I got the ability to bulk AND build muscle like a mofo. I’m too unmotivated to cut 🤣. Got another 20kgs to lose dammit
I have to be so diligent about muscle building and honestly I can’t be bothered to fixate on it. Besides, I like all my soft bits 😈 but one day…I’ll have the booty of my dreams or you know, just say fuck it and shake what my mama did give me 🤣
 
I have to be so diligent about muscle building and honestly I can’t be bothered to fixate on it. Besides, I like all my soft bits 😈 but one day…I’ll have the booty of my dreams or you know, just say fuck it and shake what my mama did give me 🤣
I’m pretty lucky in the booty arena for a white girl 😝, this core though FML
 
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