Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

And then ended with this?
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Now you're talkin!

 

[MrsPassion]

Question for the masses….

If you could do one incredibly stupid thing … but you were guaranteed not to die or be adversely affected whatsoever …

What would you do?

Swim with Pablo Escobars invasive hippos they are so damn cute but angry and I don’t want to be chomped

 

[Bry1313]

Can I orgasm with a rose?

You could find a way

 

[crazychemgirl]

You could find a way

Ever seen “49 Days and 40 Nights”?

 

[Bry1313]

Ever seen “49 Days and 40 Nights”?

I need to don’t I?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need to don’t I?

Yes, yes you do

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I need to don’t I?

Yup, even I have seen that

 

[HarryHill]

Can I orgasm with a rose?

Here we go. Shouldn't this be an experiment? I believe in the scientific method and we'll need viddys for empirical conformation.

 

[Azuldrgon]

As a thank you to everyone who made this birthday amazing!!

This will go poof at somepoint. Bc sunsets do not last long!

And poof!

I missed it, but I bet it was amazing.

 

[MrsPassion]

Can I orgasm with a rose?

Yes…yes you can

 

[Azuldrgon]

Question for the masses….

If you could do one incredibly stupid thing … but you were guaranteed not to die or be adversely affected whatsoever …

What would you do?

I agree with the folks talking about having a hot woman show me her breasts.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Is having a birthday cake today and a different one tomorrow too much? Just asking for a friend?

@Bry1313 do you see this now?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Is having a birthday cake today and a different one tomorrow too much? Just asking for a friend? View attachment 2262300

Not at all. Happy birthday!!

 

[HarryHill]

Both?

Good girl.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ah the good ol pun thread days.... we should start another one! Though NONE of the threads I start ever take off.

Remember “grass cow?” But like you pointed out it was Moss-cow. Good thing I have you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And you didn’t tell me?

It didn’t work . Maybe next time I will ask for your help

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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@Radiantcurves87

Yuppers! Happy Birthday RC! @Radiantcurves87

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Yuppers! Happy Birthday RC! @Radiantcurves87

Thank you Nebs!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank you Nebs!!

I hope you had the greatest of days today sweet girl

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I hope you had the greatest of days today sweet girl

Yes, I did, very very relaxing!!
How was your day?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes, I did, very very relaxing!!
How was your day?

Pretty good. Brought my puppy to my therapist appointment. I think the therapist got the therapy today… puppy therapy!
Then to our friends house where I basically drank all day.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Pretty good. Brought my puppy to my therapist appointment. I think the therapist got the therapy today… puppy therapy!
Then to our friends house where I basically drank all day.

I missed out on puppy pics last night, that is what I get for being exhausted from a beach day.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ever seen “49 Days and 40 Nights”?

I've never actually seen the movie but I do remember me and my friend at the movies where the trailer for it played way back when. It was handsome dude Josh Hartnett declaring that he's going to do the impossible: He's going to obtain from sex for 40 days. Me and my friend looked at each other like "Man FUCK THIS GUY." Like not boning for that long is completely out of the ordinary.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I missed out on puppy pics last night, that is what I get for being exhausted from a beach day.

We can’t have you missing puppy pics!
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[Lmizzler]

So freaking adorable Nebs!