Sex & Shenanigans

[WerdNerd]

Probably rob a bank, just so I know how it feels

I'd just walk up to the teller and hand her a note that reads, "Show me your tits and no one gets hurt."

 

[Radiantcurves87]

It is just pretty printed paper but it does buy so much... What would you do then?

Well, I do want some birthday gifts for myself, so why not go shopping.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Question for the masses….

If you could do one incredibly stupid thing … but you were guaranteed not to die or be adversely affected whatsoever …

What would you do?

Id fuck all the people. Sorry, not sorry.

 

[WerdNerd]

Oh i think it'd definitely work with my double D's

You can show me your tits any time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Id fuck all the people. Sorry, not sorry.

As a girl or with your 10”-er

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can show me your tits any time.

I second this statement

 

[WerdNerd]

I second this statement

The people have spoken! Let's see some Bratty tits!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I second this statement

I third this statement? Is that wrong of me?

 

[WerdNerd]

I third this statement? Is that wrong of me?

If it feels right then it's not wrong.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I'll have to take this on board for my picture thread, I'll have to dedicate it to all youse

Awww, as the birthday girl i thank you!!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

As a thank you to everyone who made this birthday amazing!!

This will go poof at somepoint. Bc sunsets do not last long!

And poof!

 

[Lmizzler]

Fill up my sack … @Lmizzler should that be the new ranch in my meat pocket?

This is no where near as gross as meat pocket to me!
No. Where. Near!!!

I will ranch as much as I can to fill up your sack!

 

[WerdNerd]

This is no where near as gross as meat pocket to me!
No. Where. Near!!!

I will ranch as much as I can to fill out your sack!

Thanks, Miz, I thought meat curtains was as bad as it got but nooooo.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I did start young. Not gonna lie and say I'm a self made man. I got a considerable horse cock trust fund when I turned 18 and built my immense collection from that.

Is my dick among the collection? I'm not a horse, though, I don't know if that matters.

 

[hotcpu]

As a thank you to everyone who made this birthday amazing!!

This will go poof at somepoint. Bc sunsets do not last long!

And poof!

Happy Birthday and the 1 minute late is my punishment for not getting here sooner

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Happy Birthday and the 1 minute late is my punishment for not getting here sooner

Thank you! and punishment? That doesn't sound like me!!

 

[hotcpu]

Thank you! and punishment? That doesn't sound like me!!

As he pulls out the flogger ...

 

[Radiantcurves87]

As he pulls out the flogger ...

You wouldn't haha....didn't or have I said pain and punishment to me is pleasure? So bring it!!

 

[HarryHill]

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[crazychemgirl]

Can I orgasm with a rose?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Can I orgasm with a rose?

Maybe. It started with a little kiss LIKE THIS.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As a girl or with your 10”-er

which would you like?

 

[crazychemgirl]

which would you like?

Both?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Maybe. It started with a little kiss LIKE THIS.

And then ended with this?

 

[HarryHill]

Question for the masses….

If you could do one incredibly stupid thing … but you were guaranteed not to die or be adversely affected whatsoever …

What would you do?

I see you smirking from behind that spoon, knowing what my thing would be.