Sex & Shenanigans

[deft]

Because some things belong in private.

Absolutely. I would never send anybody a photo of my hex-head bolt collection.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Absolutely. I would never send anybody a photo of my hex-head bolt collection.

Sounds naughty.

 

[Lindi37]

Because some things belong in private.

Dammit! And here I am sharing away in public
Know better, do better. Thank you Musey

 

[deft]

Sounds naughty.

Just say the word, and I'll send it. Just to you, though.

 

[Lindi37]

Just say the word, and I'll send it. Just to you, though.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am just going to mention the ambihelical hexnut here, and your IKEA experience will never be the same again.

I just can’t with ikea. Stop it.
It’s the hieroglyphics for instructions.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Absolutely. I would never send anybody a photo of my hex-head bolt collection.

Sounds naughty.

I am just going to mention the ambihelical hexnut here, and your IKEA experience will never be the same again.

Great. And now my brain's going, "Wait...IS that a euphemism?"

https://fscomps.fotosearch.com/compc/CSP/CSP694/brain-mascot-design-concept-having-clipart__k80358912.jpg

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don't post here much and I may be missing something, but I'm sure I read something about 8,573 pages back about clicking emojis. Am I missing something?

I hide them

 

[LexxRuthless]

Luckily, I'm okay with hieroglyphs.

Fun fact. The Egyptian hieroglyph which means 'beautiful' is, if I remember rightly, a stylised depiction of a giraffe's stomach and windpipe. It's pronounced 'nefer', as in the name Nefertiti.

I have no idea what the hieroglyph for 'titi' looks like, but suggestions to my inbox please.

[ETA...Wikipedia suggests a it may be a heart rather than a stomach, and possibly a sheep rather than a giraffe. And someone on the train is giving me a strange look]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960802447234854952/1141297891302981632/snake_2.jpghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960802447234854952/1141299510304329768/archaeologist_cartoon.jpg

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ummm. I've never actually seen your butthole itself but I can definitely identify some of your bejeweled buttplugs
I agree with @HeavyBalls , your wit is most recognizable (or your beautiful mug or your bewbs)

I love you for this, but did you miss my acceptance speech?

 

[Bbl87]

Sounds naughty.

You would be the expert.

Dammit! And here I am sharing away in public
Know better, do better. Thank you Musey

If you need some practice, you know where my inbox is.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Good or bad sugar daddy?

@OrdinaryPerson @crazychemgirl and @MrsPassion got the ramen, though they might be pursuaded better with Spam than ramen.

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance can get the cheese, though will govt cheese make queso?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Good or bad sugar daddy?

@OrdinaryPerson @crazychemgirl and @MrsPassion got the ramen, though they might be pursuaded better with Spam than ramen.

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance can get the cheese, though will govt cheese make queso?

Oh, damn. I LOVE Weird Al -- and not just because I've been called "Weird Al." Homeboy wrote my theme song:

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh, damn. I LOVE Weird Al -- and not just because I've been called "Weird Al." Homeboy wrote my theme song:

It is a catchy song

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I hide them

Between the hidden emoji trend and my lack of availability to be on Lit, you’re one of the only people I just ask to also send them direct to Skype or my box if you’re so inclined

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I want to see All the men in this thread with big boners in tighty whities asap

Um, I’m going to officially say I have zero interest in seeing any guy in their tighty whities. It’s like the antidote to arousal

I have enough camo in my house, Nooooo more!!! Not for me!!

I am 99.99% sure I have absolutely no camo anywhere on my property

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I am 99.99% sure I have absolutely no camo anywhere on my property

Lucky, even though the camo on my property is government issued.....if it was hunting I would never be able to be found

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I hide them

Between the hidden emoji trend and my lack of availability to be on Lit, you’re one of the only people I just ask to also send them direct to Skype or my box if you’re so inclined

I need to become better at hiding, emojis and timing them to go poof.

Skype well that is another story entirely for me

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am 99.99% sure I have absolutely no camo anywhere on my property

I still have a pair of ACU's laying around somewhere.... but thats it as far as camo goes.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Between the hidden emoji trend and my lack of availability to be on Lit, you’re one of the only people I just ask to also send them direct to Skype or my box if you’re so inclined

I often trade selfies with MM, she is

 

[Bry1313]

Between the hidden emoji trend and my lack of availability to be on Lit, you’re one of the only people I just ask to also send them direct to Skype or my box if you’re so inclined

I tried an emoji drop yesterday, didnt go well.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I just can’t with ikea. Stop it.
It’s the hieroglyphics for instructions.

Yesss! Even though, they do have some great swedish meatballs. Oh goodness, I am hungry.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I am genuinely lost on the "emoji drop."

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I tried an emoji drop yesterday, didnt go well.

Meaning few found it or you got bad reviews?

Much like yesterday and all this week, I might find a few minutes before work or later at night but otherwise I won’t have any time to Lit. It’s almost impossible to catch up on even a few threads, much less find hidden easter eggs. I just accept I will miss almost everything

 

[Bry1313]

Meaning few found it or you got bad reviews?

Much like yesterday and all this week, I might find a few minutes before work or later at night but otherwise I won’t have any time to Lit. It’s almost impossible to catch up on even a few threads, much less find hidden easter eggs. I just accept I will miss almost everything

Uhhhhhhh, hard to describe. Just S&s