Sex & Shenanigans

See, that was my recent complaint, the execution of the joke just keeps getting more and more wanting. See this one.
Mine were excellent and yet here you are, leaving behind a solid friendship just two days after the great gif war truce. Quitter.
 
Mine were excellent and yet here you are, leaving behind a solid friendship just two days after the great gif war truce. Quitter.
Was it excellent though? You’ve achieved greatness in this thread and other areas. Would you really put your work on that joke up with your other magnificence? I know your talent, that joke is wasted on a woman of your abilities.
 
Was it excellent though? You’ve achieved greatness in this thread and other areas. Would you really put your work on thay joke up with your other magnificence? I know your talent, that joke is wasted on a woman of your abilities.
You don’t know me man!! You don’t know me!! *dramatic sniffles*

I put my heart, my soul, my goddamn buttcheeks into these jokes!! And you…you say it’s not cutting it? Whatever man, forget this!

*and scene*
 
You don’t know me man!! You don’t know me!! *dramatic sniffles*

I put my heart, my soul, my goddamn buttcheeks into these jokes!! And you…you say it’s not cutting it? Whatever man, forget this!

*and scene*
It’s because I know the heights you can reach that i expect so much of you. You could be one of the all time greats here. Your name could be legen………….dary. Maybe I just want it for you more than you want it.
 
It’s because I know the heights you can reach that i expect so much of you. You could be one of the all time greats here. Your name could be legen………….dary. Maybe I just want it for you more than you want it.
God dammit Bry!! Nobody wants it more than me!! I’ve given up everything, my home, my car, my limited edition Spicy Buffalo Ranch Dressing.

I’m here. I’m committed. Just don’t give up on me.
 
God dammit Bry!! Nobody wants it more than me!! I’ve given up everything, my home, my car, my limited edition Spicy Buffalo Ranch Dressing.

I’m here. I’m committed. Just don’t give up on me.
I need you to mean it, we can do this together. You can achieve things I could only dream of around here. My best days are in the rear view mirror, yours are just beginning.
 
I need you to mean it, we can do this together. You can achieve things I could only dream of around here. My best days are in the rear view mirror, yours are just beginning.
*orchestral music plays a sweeping, victorious number*

Alright…alright. No more sandwich jokes. I’ll do the work. Get the good hard hitting laughs. We will get the hard hitting laughs.


Amigos?
 
Hey late night S & S folks...
Have you ever looked back through your PM's to see who you talked to or...didn't talk to? I am thinking about messaging folks from before and saying hi...super random but I thought it might be fun. Also, do you keep your old PM's or leave the convos?
 
Hey late night S & S folks...
Have you ever looked back through your PM's to see who you talked to or...didn't talk to? I am thinking about messaging folks from before and saying hi...super random but I thought it might be fun. Also, do you keep your old PM's or leave the convos?
I definitely look back to see who I've messaged. Sometimes I'll open and see the what the subject was. Several times I've forgotten all about talking to someone. Usually those are the short 2-3 message types of convos.

I don't leave or delete. Just haven't really felt the need to

I also don't think I've ever not returned a PM that is sent to me. Several were polite declines or brief exchanges explaining I'm not into that. But I don't think I've ever just ignored a message.
 
Hey late night S & S folks...
Have you ever looked back through your PM's to see who you talked to or...didn't talk to? I am thinking about messaging folks from before and saying hi...super random but I thought it might be fun. Also, do you keep your old PM's or leave the convos?
I do that from time to time.

There's a couple of faces in here I need to message as it's been a while 😍

It depends: if the convo was good I keep it. If it wasn't, I don't.
 
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