Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Youd rather be older than the Big Bang (sorry Bogey, CCG's words, not mine) than a virile man who just loves food?

I kind of miss not getting along with you sometimes

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And then some. It’s got a gravitational pull

Planets are trying to get in its orbit

 

[LupineOne]

Planets are trying to get in its orbit

Forget orbit. According to @MrsPassion ’s science, the damn thing is never gonna stop growing. It’ll have the power of a black hole before long. None shall escape

Ok, I’m done. Goodnight!

 

[MrsPassion]

See, yours has upside, mine has some dude with the initial for jerk off in his name piling on. You win!

I mean maybe if you spiced it up? Went international? Tried a tostada? Or a Banh Mi?

(Sorry…I had too)

 

[MrsPassion]

Forget orbit. According to @MrsPassion ’s science, the damn thing is never gonna stop growing. It’ll have the power of a black hole before long. None shall escape

I’ve sucked off before…being sucked in will be a new experience and I’m here for it

 

[Mrtenant]

I mean maybe of you spiced it up? Went international? Tried a tostada? Or a Banh Mi?

(Sorry…I had too)

Want some butter with that?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I kind of miss not getting along with you sometimes

Love you too bestie.
I also would like to point out that you brought it up.

 

[Bry1313]

I mean maybe of you spiced it up? Went international? Tried a tostada? Or a Banh Mi?

(Sorry…I had too)

I used to like you too

 

[MrsPassion]

Want some butter with that?

There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere huh?

 

[Bry1313]

Love you too bestie.
I also would like to point out that you brought it up.

I just said he had a better running joke……I didn’t specify the joke.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You know how it works here Buttercup...

Wait! MrsP is buttercup?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve sucked off before…being sucked in will be a new experience and I’m here for it

This is why I love you!

 

[Mrtenant]

There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere huh?

Nothing dirty about butter. Put it on some bread or grease up an asshole. It's all good

 

[Mr_bogey]

Trust me, there is a way worse joke they could have run with. Yours is a dream.

I'm not you.

 

[MrsPassion]

I used to like you too

Awww

What if I dress up and dance? You have ever had a lettuce wrap do the can-can for you?

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not you.

Wait, i thought I was your alt?

 

[MrsPassion]

Nothing dirty about butter. Put it on some bread or grease up an asshole. It's all good

I’ve never buttered my butthole but I do love a good alliteration

 

[Bry1313]

Awww

What if I dress up and dance? You have ever had a lettuce wrap do the can-can for you?

Our friendship truly had a marvelous run, just know I valued every moment of it until 9:28 PDT

 

[Mrtenant]

I’ve never buttered my butthole but I do love a good alliteration

Is that what we're calling it these days? Well, a buttfucking by any other name....

 

[MrsPassion]

Wait! MrsP is buttercup?

It’s why you never got the boob photos!! I already had the boobs in the photos!!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Awww

What if I dress up and dance? You have ever had a lettuce wrap do the can-can for you?

I wouldn't think of a lettuce wrap as sexy attire...until now.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Youd rather be older than the Big Bang (sorry Bogey, CCG's words, not mine) than a virile man who just loves food?

Virile? You confirm this?

At least Jim was in high school when this happened.
#shameshameshame

 

[Mrtenant]

I wouldn't think of a lettuce wrap as sexy attire...until now.

I kinda wanna see that actually.

 

[MrsPassion]

Our friendship truly had a marvelous run, just know I valued every moment of it until 9:28 PDT

You’re just gonna abandon me?

 

[Bry1313]

Virile? You confirm this?

At least Jim was in high school when this happened.
#shameshameshame

See, that was my recent complaint, the execution of the joke just keeps getting more and more wanting. See this one.