Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

But I was also reminded recently that we also don’t have to worry about periods. So there is that.

Well … and this is why women deserve extra gifts and stuff in life… cuz periods, are the absolute worst

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where are my gifts, men?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There’s a fake person? … like an alien? An AI Chabot? … or just a troll?

I dunno. I didnt read that carefully. Someone pretending to be a girl maybe?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

A lot of us can probably relate to this. I found out I couldnt even run really hard without peeing first. Thankfully I was just running by the house. Boy was I surprised.

I talked about it with my OB who very unhelpfully said to wait until Im done having kids and then if its really bad, do surgery. But basically told me to do some kegals and cross my legs when I sneeze. I ended up going to a pelvic therapist (who of course didnt take insurance cause its so rare and in demand here) and it helped a lot.

So I heard pelvic health is much more of a thing in Europe... that pelvic therapy is a routine thing after child birth, is this true?

I only really remember having to do kegels before and after tbh but I was in an exhausted fog for a while so the details are fuzzy. I'm sure there probably are therapies that could help but I do know a lot of women who need tena pads etc because the slightest thing makes them pee

 

[Lmizzler]

Well … and this is why women deserve extra gifts and stuff in life… cuz periods, are the absolute worst

 

[crazychemgirl]

I dunno. I didnt read that carefully. Someone pretending to be a girl maybe?

I mean… that’s not entirely shocking in the world of lit

 

[deft]

Well … and this is why women deserve extra gifts and stuff in life… cuz periods, are the absolute worst

Testify... Miss Deft really struggles, and I just feel such empathy for her.

And relief... also that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean … there is that. Woman 100% have you on that cuz we can be turned on AF and not have visible proof

Unless you dont wear undies under your dress and you sit on a dark surface....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So who is the fake person everyone was talking about?

Not me! I would have another outrageous name for my alt.

Someone tell me before i show them my butthole!

Someone is trying to win the next mention buttholes award!

 

[Photog1rl]

A lot of us can probably relate to this. I found out I couldnt even run really hard without peeing first. Thankfully I was just running by the house. Boy was I surprised.

I talked about it with my OB who very unhelpfully said to wait until Im done having kids and then if its really bad, do surgery. But basically told me to do some kegals and cross my legs when I sneeze. I ended up going to a pelvic therapist (who of course didnt take insurance cause its so rare and in demand here) and it helped a lot.

So I heard pelvic health is much more of a thing in Europe... that pelvic therapy is a routine thing after child birth, is this true?

Yes, I tease about it but I feel very lucky they this isn’t actually my reality. Three kids, more body mass and old age () have many issues but this isn’t one of mine. I think I lucked out.
Edited to add-not entitled as a flex I really don’t understand why some woman have issues and others don’t. Anyone an OBGyn that can explain it?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Is this why women sit crossed legs and men... manspread?

I can't speak for all the men, but there's definitely a risk of nut-crushing if I squeeze my thighs together. That's not comfortable, and worse is that delayed "Oh my fuckinggod!" pain that you KNOW will be hitting a few seconds later.

 

[LupineOne]

The only unsolicited PMs I’ve ever received from women have always been polite, respectful… and massively ego-boosting!

Likewise.

It's a miserable rainy day here in deftland, Shenanigang. I'm fantasising about bringing us all to a sandy beach for mojitos and more.

And I know just where to go!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Where are my gifts, men?

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[LexxRuthless]

Where are my gifts, men?

I don't know what kind of gifts you like.

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[Bry1313]

I can think of one in particular that’s clearly someone misrepresenting themself and it makes me laugh

So I should stop doing that?

 

[Photog1rl]

So I should stop doing that?

I did think of you when I read this.

 

[Bry1313]

How am I so uninformed???

Because you, like me never know what’s going on.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Because you, like me never know what’s going on.

Then how did I win that award? Do I know less than you???

 

[LupineOne]

I don't know what kind of gifts you like.

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I know someone who would

 

[Bry1313]

This is a judgment free zone, SCP

I judge SCP.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I judge SCP.

We all do

 

[Bry1313]

What must it be like for men … to never have to worry about sneezing, coughing, laughing too hard… and peeing a bit. What freedom they must have!!

There are many reasons we like our penises so much. The ability to maintain a seal is one of them.

 

[Bry1313]

Where are my gifts, men?

My undying and forever loyal friendship is the gift I share with you everyday. If that’s not enough…….then rude!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I judge SCP.

We all do

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[Bry1313]

I can't speak for all the men, but there's definitely a risk of nut-crushing if I squeeze my thighs together. That's not comfortable, and worse is that delayed "Oh my fuckinggod!" pain that you KNOW will be hitting a few seconds later.

I’ve never ball crushed during a leg crossing. You are definitely doing something wrong…..LOL.