Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Jumping jacks are but a distant memory for me ever since that one time I took my kid to Skyzone and peed myself a little every time I jumped on the trampoline. Wtf

Omg I’m so sorry!
I’m gonna laugh just a little(not too much IYKYK) but I am so sorry.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I have one I like I’ll check the brand and share. I feel like maybe @MrsPassion might be a good person to ask too.

Nooo, my card has taken enough of a hit this month

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Jumping jacks are but a distant memory for me ever since that one time I took my kid to Skyzone and peed myself a little every time I jumped on the trampoline. Wtf

If this isn’t relatable

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Jumping jacks are but a distant memory for me ever since that one time I took my kid to Skyzone and peed myself a little every time I jumped on the trampoline. Wtf

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[Deleted member 6568729]

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This is a judgment free zone, SCP

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

This is a judgment free zone, SCP

Go back to discussing the weather Indie.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Go back to discussing the weather Indie.

Make me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jumping jacks are but a distant memory for me ever since that one time I took my kid to Skyzone and peed myself a little every time I jumped on the trampoline. Wtf

A lot of us can probably relate to this. I found out I couldnt even run really hard without peeing first. Thankfully I was just running by the house. Boy was I surprised.

I talked about it with my OB who very unhelpfully said to wait until Im done having kids and then if its really bad, do surgery. But basically told me to do some kegals and cross my legs when I sneeze. I ended up going to a pelvic therapist (who of course didnt take insurance cause its so rare and in demand here) and it helped a lot.

So I heard pelvic health is much more of a thing in Europe... that pelvic therapy is a routine thing after child birth, is this true?

 

[deft]

So I heard pelvic health is much more of a thing in Europe... that pelvic therapy is a routine thing after child birth, is this true?

I have to sit this one out due to lack of knowledge, experience, and the correct parts

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have to sit this one out due to lack of knowledge, experience, and the correct parts

Sorry. OP, here with the sexy questions early in the morning.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Make me

You would like that too much! I don't give in to terrorists!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Sorry. OP, here with the sexy questions early in the morning.

Don't be sorry, I was wondering the same thing too.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sorry. OP, here with the sexy questions early in the morning.

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[HoneyMeadows]

So I heard pelvic health is much more of a thing in Europe... that pelvic therapy is a routine thing after child birth, is this true?

I haven't received this treatment but I wouldn't be surprised if it is in the UK.

 

[Lmizzler]

I have to sit this one out due to lack of knowledge, experience, and the correct parts

 

[crazychemgirl]

What must it be like for men … to never have to worry about sneezing, coughing, laughing too hard… and peeing a bit. What freedom they must have!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok back to a part we all have... assholes...
So who is the fake person everyone was talking about? Someone tell me before i show them my butthole!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What must it be like for men … to never have to worry about sneezing, coughing, laughing too hard… and peeing a bit. What freedom they must have!!

Is this why women sit crossed legs and men... manspread?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok back to a part we all have... assholes...
So who is the fake person everyone was talking about? Someone tell me before i show them my butthole!

There’s a fake person? … like an alien? An AI Chabot? … or just a troll?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this why women sit crossed legs and men... manspread?

Maybe? I think men just need to show off that they have a dick and balls

 

[Lmizzler]

What must it be like for men … to never have to worry about sneezing, coughing, laughing too hard… and peeing a bit. What freedom they must have!!

Instead we worry about hiding our micro erections in our baggy pants and long tshirts.

Oh wait.
You’re right. Still not that bad.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What must it be like for men … to never have to worry about sneezing, coughing, laughing too hard… and peeing a bit. What freedom they must have!!

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[crazychemgirl]

Instead we worry about hiding our micro erections in our baggy pants and long tshirts.

Oh wait.
You’re right. Still not that bad.

I mean … there is that. Woman 100% have you on that cuz we can be turned on AF and not have visible proof

 

[Lmizzler]

I mean … there is that. Woman 100% have you on that cuz we can be turned on AF and not have visible proof

But I was also reminded recently that we also don’t have to worry about periods. So there is that.