Rambling Rosie's Retreat

[billg1421]

So let's talk dates.
I hopefully have one this week. Haven't been on one in years so it's all very exciting.

What was the best date you've ever been on?
What about worst date?
What's the optimal date length?
What would an ideal date for you look like?
Celebrity dream date?
What do you hope to get out of a date? The promise of another? Is sex ok on a first date or do you prefer to wait?

First of all, good for you and I hope it goes well.

It's been about 4 years since I've been on a date so I can relate. It was both the best and worst date for very different reasons.

Optimal date length would depend on if we had a non-sexual connection. I would enjoy
hanging out and getting to know one another better as time just becomes obsolete.

Sex on the first date is a no go. Need to develop a real good relationship first.

If I could chose one celeb to date it would probably be Alanis Morrisette. Always just loved her and she seems very down to earth. Drew Barrymore would be fun to go out with as well.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Honey, I've had sex DURING the first date. #HoeLife

How YOU doin'?

I’m up for anything, really. Except alligators. If there are alligators, I’m out.

Is there a story or is it a phobia? Don't get those over here so if you ever wanted to visit...

I'm really fighting to not say "April 25."
But see above - meal, activity, and most importantly conversation.

The perfect answer

If I could chose one celeb to date it would probably be Alanis Morrisette. Always just loved her and she seems very down to earth. Drew Barrymore would be fun to go out with as well.

Both of those women are amazing! You have great taste

 

[Saltfountain]

Alanis Morissette is a fine singer, but badly needs a good dictionary...

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Alanis Morissette is a fine singer, but badly needs a good dictionary...

Isn't it ironic...

 

[Saltfountain]

Isn't it ironic...

That, ironically, is.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How YOU doin'?

Is there a story or is it a phobia? Don't get those over here so if you ever wanted to visit...

The perfect answer

Both of those women are amazing! You have great taste

I was traumatized at a child. That stupid fucking “Alligator” movie.

 

[Saltfountain]

I was traumatized at a child. That stupid fucking “Alligator” movie.

Live and let die

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I was traumatized at a child. That stupid fucking “Alligator” movie.

Oh no. Haven't seen it. Tempted to out of curiosity now

 

[MedicalMuse]

Live and let die

Nope. Literally called “Alligator”. New York sewers and alligators can traumatize small children.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh no. Haven't seen it. Tempted to out of curiosity now

It’s terrible. But it left a lasting impression

 

[RosewoodTulip]

It’s terrible. But it left a lasting impression

Sounds like a similar experience to when I watched Arachnophobia then wondered why I was suddenly icky around spiders

 

[Saltfountain]

Nope. Literally called “Alligator”. New York sewers and alligators can traumatize small children.

You lived in a New York sewer as a kid? I can see why it was traumatic. And it explains a lot...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Nope. Literally called “Alligator”. New York sewers and alligators can traumatize small children.

I just watched that movie recently! Young Robert Forester vs. Giant Aligator. Good times.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You lived in a New York sewer as a kid? I can see why it was traumatic. And it explains a lot...

Sometimes your dick like behavior knows no bounds

 

[Bry1313]

I hate snakes and I can’t even blame that on a movie, they are just the worst.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Did anyone ever see the cinematic genius that is Mega Python vs Gateroid? It's got everything you could want...

Cheesy monsters
Tiffany
Debbie Gibson
Micky Dolenz from The Monkees

Its right up there with the Sharknado movies

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sometimes your dick like behavior knows no bounds

Musey! they don’t have sewers in London. He doesn’t understand.

 

[Saltfountain]

Musey! they don’t have sewers in London. He doesn’t understand.

Yeah. We empty buckets of shit directly onto the streets in UK

 

[positiveflirt]

Musey! they don’t have sewers in London. He doesn’t understand.

We so do! But we call them Slurry Jonathans and they're technically the property of the Earl of Kensington*

*this is not true, but you almost believed it

 

[hopeful_wife]

It's got everything you could want...

Cheesy monsters
Tiffany
Debbie Gibson
Micky Dolenz from The Monkees

This has a very Stefon (SNL) vibe and I love it.

Yeah. We empty buckets of shit directly onto the streets in UK

That explains English breakfast. (Blood sausage? Really?!)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah. We empty buckets of shit directly onto the streets in UK

Maybe it’s alligators you don’t have

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We so do! But we call them Slurry Jonathans and they're technically the property of the Earl of Kensington*

*this is not true, but you almost believed it

I would have totally believed it!

 

[Saltfountain]

That explains English breakfast. (Blood sausage? Really?!)

Sounds like someone only eats their steak well done...

 

[Saltfountain]

Maybe it’s alligators you don’t have

Yup. We don't have them. Or bears. We don't have them either...

 

[hopeful_wife]

Sounds like someone only eats their steak well done...

Shut your whore mouth. Mid-rare is the only way to go.

That doesn't make blood sausage appealing.