Sex & Shenanigans

Man, I leave to walk the dog and come back to chainsaw throwing… I’m just going to say that as a nurse I have seen what happens when you do this. Please don’t. 😬😳
I was in the ER for a different reason some years back, and this guy came in with his thigh laid wide open from a chainsaw.
It wasn't really bleeding that much (so I think, what, no arteries?). He's laying in the exam room, and I can hear the discussion.
He wants to light up cigarette. Well, no, docs and nurse are like, yeah, sorry no. They give him a Nicotine patch...
He's like, this doesn't help. He was ready to walk back out (AMA) just because they wouldn't let him smoke. I saw the wound...he needed help.

Let's just say, I think I'm smarter than him. Maybe?
 
Worse... I can fall down just sitting there; did it in high school once. Teacher asked what happened and I had to say I didn't know. One minute I was in the chair, the next I was on the floor. 😂
Oh my god I do this. It's like my brain loses signal to my feet and I just fall over. The amount of times I've broken my wrists because my brain farted and I went down is crazy
 
I was in the ER for a different reason some years back, and this guy came in with his thigh laid wide open from a chainsaw.
It wasn't really bleeding that much (so I think, what, no arteries?). He's laying in the exam room, and I can hear the discussion.
He wants to light up cigarette. Well, no, docs and nurse are like, yeah, sorry no. They give him a Nicotine patch...
He's like, this doesn't help. He was ready to walk back out (AMA) just because they wouldn't let him smoke. I saw the wound...he needed help.

Let's just say, I think I'm smarter than him. Maybe?
If you’re going to juggle chainsaws, no, you’re probably not smarter. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I have every ounce of faith that you know that and will thusly not, which would make you smarter. :D
And you would be surprised at the number of people who walk out because they can’t light up.
 
Comfortable is key … something YOU feel sexy in. Might be just sexy panties and bra and then just a simple pair of jeans and a tshirt. If YOU are comfortable you will radiate sexy
The only thing I do know is that I'm gonna dye my hair before the day. That alway makes me feel good.
The main thing about my clothes is that my weight is always fluctuating so I have things from at least 3 different sizes stored away. It just depends on what feels good that day really ❤️

I'm not gonna go dressed up as someone I'm not, don't worry
 
The only thing I do know is that I'm gonna dye my hair before the day. That alway makes me feel good.
The main thing about my clothes is that my weight is always fluctuating so I have things from at least 3 different sizes stored away. It just depends on what feels good that day really ❤️

I'm not gonna go dressed up as someone I'm not, don't worry
Oooh hair colour!
 
The only thing I do know is that I'm gonna dye my hair before the day. That alway makes me feel good.
The main thing about my clothes is that my weight is always fluctuating so I have things from at least 3 different sizes stored away. It just depends on what feels good that day really ❤️

I'm not gonna go dressed up as someone I'm not, don't worry
The others have all given good advice. Only other advice is if meeting for the first time from online, make sure it's public, make sure someone knows where you are, and make sure you have an out. Safety is sensible.

Don't put pressure on it form your side. I don't know where in the UK you are. I think you're oop North, so I can't help with venues, but the ones suggested are good, add in shuffleboard, darts, pool along with the usual....

And remember, you are awesome.
 
If you’re going to juggle chainsaws, no, you’re probably not smarter. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I have every ounce of faith that you know that and will thusly not, which would make you smarter. :D
I can't juggle tennis balls, so no, I'm not juggling chainsaws. (although I did suggest throwing them...LOL...but that's different...)

And you would be surprised at the number of people who walk out because they can’t light up.
Addiction is rough. Really rough. I'm so glad coffee is cheap, legal and pretty much allowed everywhere (they would let me keep my coffee in the ER...as I recall).
 
I can't juggle tennis balls, so no, I'm not juggling chainsaws. (although I did suggest throwing them...LOL...but that's different...)


Addiction is rough. Really rough. I'm so glad coffee is cheap, legal and pretty much allowed everywhere (they would let me keep my coffee in the ER...as I recall).
Mmmmm coffee … imagine a world where coffee is illegal?
 
I can't juggle tennis balls, so no, I'm not juggling chainsaws. (although I did suggest throwing them...LOL...but that's different...)

And in my defense I only said to use the chainsaw in place of axe to chop up wood. I can't juggle either. 🤣
 
The others have all given good advice. Only other advice is if meeting for the first time from online, make sure it's public, make sure someone knows where you are, and make sure you have an out. Safety is sensible.

Don't put pressure on it form your side. I don't know where in the UK you are. I think you're oop North, so I can't help with venues, but the ones suggested are good, add in shuffleboard, darts, pool along with the usual....

And remember, you are awesome.
Thank you 🥰

Yeah I'm def oop North (ee by gum etc 😂)

A friend of mine has suggested I ask for his full name to check socials and she's also requested I check in with her regularly - just a quick text every hour or something. She knows it's been a while and that I'll be nervous on the day
 
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