Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but could I use an electrical chainsaw instead of axe?

Clearly, I helped my dad cut down too many trees in life.

When I think of chainsaws, I immediately envision me accidentally cutting my leg off. It would totally happen.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

When I think of chainsaws, I immediately envision me accidentally cutting my leg off. It would totally happen.

Oh god me too

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Shenanigang I need some advice...

I may possibly have a date next week
Haven't been on one since I was in my 20's. I'm trying not to hyperventilate so gimme hints tips and anything else to help me get through it without my awkward brain sabotaging me.

You can do this.
Most importantly remember, they are interested too. That's why you're there! And honestly, anyone should be thrilled to be on a date with you!!!!
One trick is to ask questions about them.
Now if they employ that trick, then well, you'll have to answer. LOL

I hope it goes SPLENDIDLY!

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok to clarify, no alcohol for you till after you are done with the chainsaws.

You people are making my blood pressure go up with the thought of a trip to the hospital and an insurance nightmare!

 

[LupineOne]

Awwww Rosie have an amazing time. Just be your lovely self and have fun he’ll be just as nervous xx

Facts

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You can do this.
Most importantly remember, they are interested too. That's why you're there! And honestly, anyone should be thrilled to be on a date with you!!!!
One trick is to ask questions about them.
Now if they employ that trick, then well, you'll have to answer. LOL

I hope it goes SPLENDIDLY!

Thank you

Yes I thought I'd think of a few more of those MySpace style questions as potential ice breakers. Something fun and informal maybe

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

I mean if nothing else you've got a hell of a story.

Never been axe throwing. I prefer throwing wood. If you know what I'm saying. #SmoothOperator

 

[Radiantcurves87]

When I think of chainsaws, I immediately envision me accidentally cutting my leg off. It would totally happen.

What can I say, my dad needed my help, my brother wasn't around. Learned very early in my teens what direct tools, home depot, lowes and harbor freight stores were.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ok to clarify, no alcohol for you till after you are done with the chainsaws.

You people are making my blood pressure go up with the thought of a trip to the hospital and an insurance nightmare!

Wait...I can bring my chainsaw?!?!? Fuckin' A awesome!

Do they have chainsaw throwing somewhere?????

 

[jason28053]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

You threw an axe at him Because he was wearing ax cologne

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Note to Shenanigans:

Indie's having a shit day.

Send noods.

 

[Lmizzler]

Wait...I can bring my chainsaw?!?!? Fuckin' A awesome!

Do they have chainsaw throwing somewhere?????

Now that sounds like a more enjoyable challenge to me!!!

Also I’m going to have to have @Mr_bogey write me up some release forms before we begin.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Ok to clarify, no alcohol for you till after you are done with the chainsaws.

You people are making my blood pressure go up with the thought of a trip to the hospital and an insurance nightmare!

Ummm, I don't drink beer, so you are safe.

 

[jason28053]

Note to Shenanigans:

Indie's having a shit day.

Send noods.

You misspelled nudes

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Note to Shenanigans:

Indie's having a shit day.

Send noods.

Oh boo I'm sorry

 

[SherlockianMan]

Note to Shenanigans:

Indie's having a shit day.

Send noods.

Sorry to hear. Any requests?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Note to Shenanigans:

Indie's having a shit day.

Send noods.

Here's some Hot Noods!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What can I say, my dad needed my help, my brother wasn't around. Learned very early in my teens what direct tools, home depot, lowes and harbor freight stores were.

Dad had me help with stuff, but I was mostly holding the flashlight. He knows how accident prone I am. lol

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Now that sounds like a more enjoyable challenge to me!!!

Also I’m going to have to have @Mr_bogey write me up some release forms before we begin.

You know, honestly, for my money, we skip all the axe throwing and chain saw nonsense and just cut to the beer and bs!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Dad had me help with stuff, but I was mostly holding the flashlight. He knows how accident prone I am. lol

Yeah, I tried that excuse, didn't work. lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

Man, I leave to walk the dog and come back to chainsaw throwing… I’m just going to say that as a nurse I have seen what happens when you do this. Please don’t.

 

[Lmizzler]

Man, I leave to walk the dog and come back to chainsaw throwing… I’m just going to say that as a nurse I have seen what happens when you do this. Please don’t.

Good advice Musey!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good advice Musey!

Chainsaw cuts are hard to stitch. You get the staples.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This sounds familiar...

@crazychemgirl @Bry1313

Don’t forget the chocolate

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I took the day off today. I'm going to call up my friend Cameron and see if we can borrow his dad's sports car.