Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

Ok. Game time.

https://imgur.com/a/69vKpIj

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Last bit of advice: if you like him and find yourself running out of things to say, excuse yourself to the bathroom and when you return, hand him your panties. Conversation will not be an issue again for the rest of the night.

This sounds familiar...

@crazychemgirl @Bry1313

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok. Game time.

https://imgur.com/a/69vKpIj

Dude, you're fucked.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shenanigang I need some advice...

I may possibly have a date next week
Haven't been on one since I was in my 20's. I'm trying not to hyperventilate so gimme hints tips and anything else to help me get through it without my awkward brain sabotaging me.

I have had 3 first dates in the last 2 weeks. So... if I can help let me know!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'll argue against this. If you aren't talking to each other all night or giggling even in the bedroom, that's not a good date, imho.

So all your first dates turn into The Notebook?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I have had 3 first dates in the last 2 weeks. So... if I can help let me know!!

Oh wow. Are any of them potential second dates?

 

[SnowboardPeople]

So all your first dates turn into The Notebook?

Your dates hand you their panties?

 

[jason28053]

I have had 3 first dates in the last 2 weeks. So... if I can help let me know!!

I’ve had 3 dates with my right hand, does that count?

 

[Lmizzler]

I’ve had 3 dates with my right hand, does that count?

In the last 2 hours.

 

[jason28053]

In the last 2 hours.

Speed dating?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your dates hand you their panties?

My dating days are behind me

And a gentleman never tells.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok. Game time.

https://imgur.com/a/69vKpIj

"you so dead!"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

I've always thought something like that would be a good first date activity. Or bowling. Where you could talk and do something. It takes the pressure off of the conversation (e.g. if nothing else, you can talk about the activity at hand), but gives plenty of time for conversation and getting to know each other.

I have not heard/read any penis injuries from axe throwing. However, I have not done a thorough job of investigation.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

I would have suggested that, or one of those escape rooms, or an arcade on the boardwalk. Then again, where I live a trip to NYC, Philly or the Jersey Shore leaves plenty of first date choices.

I did do Dave and Busters or a baseball game or hockey game as a choice as well.

Also do not recommend the shooting/gun range or an archery.

 

[Lmizzler]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

Axe throwing is not that cool. I have a pile of wood at my house and we can go back there and chop it up right now. I’ll even provide beer for free.

Also your aim has to be pretty damn bad if you are hitting your date, who should be beside you or behind you!!! Orrrrr it’s really damn good and you just aren’t telling anyone.

Remind me to keep away from OP with an axe.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

Why do I think that this is based on an actual personal story?

edit: so if this really happened, would your besties name you OP the woodchopper?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What's a good first date activity?
Everyone on TV is always going axe throwing. I wanna try it. Im very uncoordinated though. I can see having to go to the ER and telling the doctor I destroyed my dates dick. But not in a sex injury! Just axe throwing!

A movie followed by dinner. That way if you have nothing else in common, you can at least talk about the movie. And there shouldn't be any dick injuries. Unless he's a jerk and you just want to.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Axe throwing is not that cool. I have a pile of wood at my house and we can go back there and chop it up right now. I’ll even provide beer for free.

Also your aim has to be pretty damn bad if you are hitting your date, who should be beside you or behind you!!! Orrrrr it’s really damn good and you just aren’t telling anyone.

Remind me to keep away from OP with an axe.

So, just to be clear...how much do I actually have to split to get beer?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Shenanigang I need some advice...

I may possibly have a date next week
Haven't been on one since I was in my 20's. I'm trying not to hyperventilate so gimme hints tips and anything else to help me get through it without my awkward brain sabotaging me.

Awwww thats awesome. You're fun as fuck so you've got that going for you.

Everybody gave solid advice, but a couple minor things I might throw in:

Be nice to servers (if he's anything like me he notices that shit ), don't gaze at your phone the whole time, and don't bring up exes if you can help it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A movie followed by dinner. That way if you have nothing else in common, you can at least talk about the movie. And there shouldn't be any dick injuries. Unless he's a jerk and you just want to.

I would be too crabby ... I need food first.
Also, alcohol. It's not that I think I'm funnier when I'm drinking, it's that everyone else is funnier when I'm drinking.

 

[Lmizzler]

So, just to be clear...how much do I actually have to split to get beer?

None. I’ll just provide beer for the fun of it!
Just stay clear of OP. Especially if she starts drinking!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would be too crabby ... I need food first.
Also, alcohol. It's not that I think I'm funnier when I'm drinking, it's that everyone else is funnier when I'm drinking.

You know there's popcorn at the movies, right? lol And one of our theaters here sells alcohol for you to enjoy while you watch.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Awwww thats awesome. You're fun as fuck so you've got that going for you.

Everybody gave solid advice, but a couple minor things I might throw in:

Be nice to servers (if he's anything like me he notices that shit ), don't gaze at your phone the whole time, and don't bring up exes if you can help it.

Well I'm nice to everyone

No live posting my date to you guys? Ok got it.

And I'm not wasting any of my free time talking about that mess

So that's all good

 

[Radiantcurves87]

None. I’ll just provide beer for the fun of it!
Just stay clear of OP. Especially if she starts drinking!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but could I use an electrical chainsaw instead of axe?

Clearly, I helped my dad cut down too many trees in life.