Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Sorry, but in some cultures this may be the most intimate way of showing affection.

I’m not that well traveled

 

[LupineOne]

Jesus fucking Christ why did I click before I thought about it.

You weren’t the only one. Looked like something out of fifties horror flick

 

[Bry1313]

But I don’t know…

I. Don’t. Know.

This might be the first good piece of pop culture I’ve seen you miss.

 

[MrsPassion]

This might be the first good piece of pop culture I’ve seen you miss.

We knew this day would come.

Someone fill my clueless ass in please

 

[MrsPassion]

You weren’t the only one. Looked like something out of fifties horror flick

It looked delicious and you know it

 

[Photog1rl]

I think it would freak a home intruder out more if anyone confidently strode naked down the stairs giving warrior vibes. You give so few fucks you didn’t even bother to cover up.

The number of times I’ve gone to check on a sound naked with my phone flashlight and 911 on speed dial.
Thank god it’s never been more than raccoons

 

[Radiantcurves87]

We knew this day would come.

Someone fill my clueless ass in please

I second this because I am clueless as well.

 

[LupineOne]

The number of times I’ve gone to check on a sound naked with my phone flashlight and 911 on speed dial.
Thank god it’s never been more than raccoons

Me too! Except where I live the cops wouldn’t get there in time so it was a shotgun instead

 

[MrsPassion]

I second this because I am clueless as well.

I don’t think googling “Clerks 2 Naked Intruder” is going to yield any answers

 

[Photog1rl]

Me too! Except where I live the cops wouldn’t get there in time so it was a shotgun instead

Remind me to only tiptoe around inside your house

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I don’t think googling “Clerks 2 Naked Intruder” is going to yield any answers

Lmao probably night

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t think googling “Clerks 2 Naked Intruder” is going to yield any answers

Omg that is me with every fucking pop culture reference. I never get them. Ever
And yes that is probs not a google search you want but I am curious. Maybe add gif to the search

 

[MrsPassion]

Omg that is me with every fucking pop culture reference. I never get them. Ever
And yes that is probs not a google search you want but I am curious. Maybe add gif to the search

This will be dubious at best but I’m committed to finding out since CCG and Bry won’t take pity on a poor girl…on my birthday no less

*side eyes them both*

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Omg that is me with every fucking pop culture reference. I never get them. Ever
And yes that is probs not a google search you want but I am curious. Maybe add gif to the search

This will be dubious at best but I’m committed to finding out since CCG and Bry won’t take pity on a poor girl…on my birthday no less

*side eyes them both*

Okay one of you do it then please inform me. So I can understand haha.

 

[crazychemgirl]

e was

This will be dubious at best but I’m committed to finding out since CCG and Bry won’t take pity on a poor girl…on my birthday no less

*side eyes them both*

I’m trying to find it lol

 

[Photog1rl]

This will be dubious at best but I’m committed to finding out since CCG and Bry won’t take pity on a poor girl…on my birthday no less

*side eyes them both*

They are so rude!!!
Happy Birthday!!

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I don’t think googling “Clerks 2 Naked Intruder” is going to yield any answers

This is definitely how you find the porn parody of your favorite movies

 

[Bry1313]

e was

I’m trying to find it lol

I’ve been looking too, we are trying.

 

[MrsPassion]

e was

I’m trying to find it lol

Is it…is it pillow pants?

 

[MrsPassion]

This is definitely how you find the porn parody of your favorite movies

After the smurfs porn parody I’m a lifelong fan lmao

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

After the smurfs porn parody I’m a lifelong fan lmao

It's the Seinfeld porn parody for me

 

[MrsPassion]

They are so rude!!!
Happy Birthday!!

Thank you!!

And they’ve both actually been pretty swell today. @Bry1313 hasn’t posted one single Get Out Gif and I’m sure it’s causing him physical pain

 

[MrsPassion]

It's the Seinfeld porn parody for me

Links goddammit!! Links!!

 

[Bry1313]

Thank you!!

And they’ve both actually been pretty swell today. @Bry1313 hasn’t posted one single Get Out Gif and I’m sure it’s causing him physical pain

I wouldn’t dare

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Links goddammit!! Links!!

Haha here's one of the clips https://www.xvideos.com/video4723126/seinfeld