Fat, happy, and horny. The usual
Still up?Apparently you don’t click all my emojis any more Mr. B. I had an outfit change lol
I guess I'm getting ready for winter
I've been ready for the last, oh, 20 years.I guess I'm getting ready for winter
Though the wife decides we need to lose weight, so maybe I'll get down to my fall weight? 
And for the record, from what I've seen if you consider yourself fat, then we need to come up with a whole different word for me.I guess I'm getting ready for winter
Right back atcha
Hey bay bay! Wanna come tuck me into bed?
I’ll pm you Mr. B
Fucking yes I do …. Only if you’re naked
Do you think I'd sleep any other way?
Just putting this out there, but that would make for some exceptional viewing.
They sexy or the fucker … or both?
You're smart. I'll let you figure it out.
There will be a viewing party when it happens...Just putting this out there, but that would make for some exceptional viewing.
'tis the best way. I usually leave my boxers on though, just in case of home intruders. Though maybe seeing me naked would be effective psychological warfare...
Maybe for some lol others might see it as a challenge and also strip down. Then what?
I think it would freak a home intruder out more if anyone confidently strode naked down the stairs giving warrior vibes. You give so few fucks you didn’t even bother to cover up.
This is where we need a .gif of that dude from Godzilla when he's all "Let them fight!"Maybe for some lol others might see it as a challenge and also strip down. Then what?
True. And I'm also a Star Trek nerd. I told my wife I need to get a bat'leth for just such situations. Me naked, wielding that... probably the thing of nightmares.
I’d pay good money
That reminds of a scene from Clerks 2 … IYKYKMaybe for some lol others might see it as a challenge and also strip down. Then what?
Well, depends who it is and what the challenge is.Maybe for some lol others might see it as a challenge and also strip down. Then what?
Oh IK
