Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

I can picture little antennas on her head tuning in when she heard your “pants” don’t fit

Pretty much. I shared the story with a friend on here who said I should write it as a story with a different ending.

 

[Bbl87]

I can picture little antennas on her head tuning in when she heard your “pants” don’t fit

i can picture you like that lol

Should I be so lucky!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

add jetback on my back
never worry about traffic again. And flying is fun.

Is a jetback a faster way to cum?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pretty much. I shared the story with a friend on here who said I should write it as a story with a different ending.

You should. Maybe both of your pants are too small and she wants to take you both in for a proper fitting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is a jetback a faster way to cum?

Speed fingering!

I don’t know that I could get off like that.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Speed fingering!

I don’t know that I could get off like that.

Flying through the air like a swinging trapeze...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Flying through the air like a swinging trapeze...

Reminds me of a porn I saw where people fucked while skydiving

 

[Bbl87]

You should. Maybe both of your pants are too small and she wants to take you both in for a proper fitting

That's some solid punning right there.

 

[Bbl87]

Reminds me of a porn I saw where people fucked while skydiving

That may be the one way you could get me to jump out of a perfectly good plane.

 

[snexxer]

Reminds me of a porn I saw where people fucked while skydiving

The friction from the air doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[jason28053]

Reminds me of a porn I saw where people fucked while skydiving

The Superman position

 

[Bbl87]

The friction from the air doesn't bear thinking about.

Where there's a will, there's a way...

 

[crazychemgirl]

The Superman position

That’s a whole different sex move

 

[crazychemgirl]

do you believe in karma? If so, do you have bad or good karma?

 

[snexxer]

do you believe in karma? If so, do you have bad or good karma?

Being a wicca I strongly believe in Karma.
I try to be good so I usually get good karma, but I do doubt it sometimes.

 

[muddler35]

Lifetime of bad karma coming my way. I deserve it, and I embrace it. I choose happiness in spite of it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lifetime of bad karma coming my way. I deserve it, and I embrace it. I choose happiness in spite of it!

Were you a serial killer in your past like like me?

 

[MrsPassion]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

I’m tryna get a bigger butt. It’s me gawddam Jamaican birthright!

#teamBBL
#inthemeantime:squats
Maybe laser eyes too cause folks have been pissing me off today

 

[MrsPassion]

do you believe in karma? If so, do you have bad or good karma?

Oh dammit I just saw this one.

I do believe in karma! I believe in cosmic consequences. There’s a rhythm and balance to everything; including the energy you put out.

I hope my karmas good but I did just say I want laser eyes so maybe not

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

do you believe in karma? If so, do you have bad or good karma?

I'm not so sure about calling it karma, but there will be a reckoning one day. Hopefully I'm on the lower end of the sliding scale.

 

[snexxer]

Well fuckit. Off to bed.
Enjoy yourselves.

 

[muddler35]

Were you a serial killer in your past like like me?

I thought you seemed familiar, partner.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m tryna get a bigger butt. It’s me gawddam Jamaican birthright!

#teamBBL
#inthemeantime:squats
Maybe laser eyes too cause folks have been pissing me off today

I mean, more power to you. But what ya got now is pretty damn nice.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's some solid punning right there.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Reminds me of a porn I saw where people fucked while skydiving

I want to do that