Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

https://imgur.com/a/hPswATq

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

 

[jason28053]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

My back, since i keep injuring it.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'm a dick, I'm sad, and my dick is sadder. :

If you’re looking for some e-pussy, this is not the way.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

My tummy because it sucks.

 

[Bry1313]

Sad dicks. There are so many sad dicks out there.

If your dick is sad while browsing Lit, you are doing Lit wrong.

 

[Backagainpart4]

If your dick is sad while browsing Lit, you are doing Lit wrong.

Agreed

 

[jason28053]

If you’re looking for some e-pussy, this is not the way.

I reminded of the Peter Frampton song “Show Me the Way”

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1mNbybgXTbMHqZMJ1/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d79u4vbzd5k3fojdmd8lx9nwlnoxl09fioozmpn5ji&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gIf your dick is sad while browsing Lit, you are doing Lit wrong.

 

[snexxer]

If you’re looking for some e-pussy, this is not the way.

Oh no I'm not fishing for pussy.

I'm very much someone who is self depreciating at times and regrets it much later.

Sorry.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

This tummy, man. It's the thing that makes me feel the least attractive about myself.

 

[snexxer]

This tummy, man. It's the thing that makes me feel the least attractive about myself.

Oh indie. I've seen you and you're beautiful.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Another vote for tummy. Or breast reduction

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

add jetback on my back
never worry about traffic again. And flying is fun.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve seen a lot of you naked and I can confirm you are all a bunch of sexy motherfuckers

 

[snexxer]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

Can I have my finger back please.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hey. Along with dick bingo we could play name that cock. Litster edition

 

[jason28053]

add jetback on my back
never worry about traffic again. And flying is fun.

And here I was thinking you wanted a bigger dick

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m here I was thinking you wanted a bigger dick

Smaller one. Smaller. 10 inches is a lot. My pants dont fit well.

 

[jason28053]

Smaller one. Smaller. 10 inches is a lot. My pants dont fit well.

You may not have one but you’ve got the perfect place to put one

 

[crazychemgirl]

add jetback on my back
never worry about traffic again. And flying is fun.

Best answer by far

 

[Bbl87]

If you could change one body part with surgery… what would it be and why?

Probably my gut.

Another vote for tummy. Or breast reduction

Same. My man titties can go.

I’ve seen a lot of you naked and I can confirm you are all a bunch of sexy motherfuckers

Not me! I remain ambiguously outside the bunch, haha.

Hey. Along with dick bingo we could play name that cock. Litster edition

Now that could be interesting.

Smaller one. Smaller. 10 inches is a lot. My pants dont fit well.

So, funny quick story...

Years ago, when I was in the UK, my friend and I were having a conversation on the train. There was a cute girl sitting across the aisle from us.

Said friend is tall, just like I am. At some point in the conversation, I made the comment, "Ya, one of the down sides of being as big as I am is finding pants that fit."

For the uninitiated American, pants=underpants and trousers=pants in general discussion in the UK, at least to my understanding. And that's how it was understood here.

Said cute girl looks up from her book, and I realize what I said. I laughed and said, "Trousers. I meant trousers." Lead to a good laugh and was a good ice breaker to talking to her for the next couple hours, haha.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Probably my gut.



Same. My man titties can go.



Not me! I remain ambiguously outside the bunch, haha.



Now that could be interesting.



So, funny quick story...

Years ago, when I was in the UK, my friend and I were having a conversation on the train. There was a cute girl sitting across the aisle from us.

Said friend is tall, just like I am. At some point in the conversation, I made the comment, "Ya, one of the down sides of being as big as I am is finding pants that fit."

For the uninitiated American, pants=underpants and trousers=pants in general discussion in the UK, at least to my understanding. And that's how it was understood here.

Said cute girl looks up from her book, and I realize what I said. I laughed and said, "Trousers. I meant trousers." Lead to a good laugh and was a good ice breaker to talking to her for the next couple hours, haha.

I can picture little antennas on her head tuning in when she heard your “pants” don’t fit

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can picture little antennas on her head tuning in when she heard your “pants” don’t fit

i can picture you like that lol

 

[LupineOne]

Hey. Along with dick bingo we could play name that cock. Litster edition

Advantage, Nebbles!