Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

However, they certainly can enhance each other.

Though the one time I had sex drunk, I'm left wondering if I was throwing down my best moves like I thought I was or I was an uncoordinated mess. I'm guessing the latter, but in my heart I choose to believe the former.

And then there’s the ever present “whisky dick” phenomenon.

 

[SixShooter14]

And then there’s the ever present “whisky dick” phenomenon.

Totally not googling that *whistles innocently*

 

[Bbl87]

And then there’s the ever present “whisky dick” phenomenon.

Never had that issue. Maybe I just haven't been drunk enough. Recently, I've only gotten drunk enough to be too honest and snarky.

 

[snexxer]

And then there’s the ever present “whisky dick” phenomenon.

The walnut whip

 

[crazychemgirl]

More than you would think.

Again I say …. Proof or it didn’t happen

 

[Bry1313]

Again I say …. Proof or it didn’t happen

As I tell people in my life, don’t ask for things or make offers you don’t actually want (also I have no beads)

 

[LupineOne]

And then there’s the ever present “whisky dick” phenomenon.

Amateur mistake, you mean

 

[crazychemgirl]

As I tell people in my life, don’t ask for things or make offers you don’t actually want (also I have no beads)

It’s called a dollar store

 

[Bry1313]

It’s called a dollar store

They don’t call them Loonie stores on your side of the border?

 

[SixShooter14]

They don’t call them Loonie stores on your side of the border?

Last one I saw up there was Dollarama! It was next door to Rona!! Lmao

 

[snexxer]

They don’t call them Loonie stores on your side of the border?

Called poundland here.

Which to me sounds like a sex amusement park

 

[MedicalMuse]

Called poundland here.

Which to me sounds like a sex amusement park

Poundtown*

It’s the favored amusement park for frat boys everywhere

 

[snexxer]

Poundtown*

It’s the favored amusement park for frat boys everywhere

Yeah I bet its more pound... oh done already.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Called poundland here.

Which to me sounds like a sex amusement park

I’d go there

 

[Bbl87]

Poundtown*

It’s the favored amusement park for frat boys everywhere

I mean, Poundtown is my favorite place to visit. Fuck, I'd live there if I could.

 

[LupineOne]

I’d go there

Nope. You wait forever for two minutes of fun, only to do it all again? I’ll pass

 

[Bbl87]

Nope. You wait forever for two minutes of fun, only to do it all again? I’ll pass

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GlitteringBlackChihuahua-size_restricted.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope. You wait forever for two minutes of fun, only to do it all again? I’ll pass

I mean … that’s not much different than 90% of my sexual encounters

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who is going to be the test subject of dick beads for Lit science?

 

[snexxer]

Nope. You wait forever for two minutes of fun, only to do it all again? I’ll pass

How many times are you doing it in those 2 mins?????

 

[snexxer]

Who is going to be the test subject of dick beads for Lit science?

Would it be on trust or evidence.?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would it be on trust or evidence.?

Evidence of course

 

[snexxer]

Evidence of course

Pass. Nobody wants to see this.........

 

[Bbl87]

Who is going to be the test subject of dick beads for Lit science?

I mean, if I can find some more beaded necklaces...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pass. Nobody wants to see this.........

I would imagine there are a lot of ladies who do considering the amount of flack I got for calling out the dickapalooza on chaos undressed