Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

Shit another challenge... I tried the plastic coat hanger challenge and failed miserably.

Now I just need one of you sexy ladies to loan me some beads!! For science, of course

 

[snexxer]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

I want to say 8.
It would be a total lie, but I want to say it.

 

[Bbl87]

Shit another challenge... I tried the plastic coat hanger challenge and failed miserably.

Now I just need one of you sexy ladies to loan me some beads!! For science, of course

I don't think we have more than a couple bead necklaces around here, and I know I can get more than a couple. Otherwise I'd try it out. For science.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I feel like I've proven to the Lit world already that I am always up for a good challenge.

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

Probably not really a bourbon club kinda entrance. Unless we’re talking orgies and bourbon? That might be acceptable.

 

[SixShooter14]

I don't think we have more than a couple bead necklaces around here, and I know I can get more than a couple. Otherwise I'd try it out. For science.

Yeah, I don't think I have any beads in my house of any sort.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yeah, I don't think I have any beads in my house of any sort.

I’ll ship you some

 

[SixShooter14]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

Well... Shit

 

[Lmizzler]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

Probably not really a bourbon club kinda entrance. Unless we’re talking orgies and bourbon? That might be acceptable.

Whoa, maybe I missed the butt hole memo at some point along the way. Not showing mine either here. NMK

Orgies and bourbon though…

 

[SixShooter14]

I’ll ship you some

Just bring'em over and you can hang them up

 

[Bbl87]

Where does one sign up for Bourbon Club? Will someone forward me the registration page please?

I’ll make my own. I hear the requirements are a little steep to join.

Count me in for a Bourbon Club.

 

[snexxer]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

Probably not really a bourbon club kinda entrance. Unless we’re talking orgies and bourbon? That might be acceptable.

Swap bourbon for scotch and im in.

 

[Bbl87]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

I mean a bourbon club sounds nice... but this is a club I'd much rather be in.

 

[Bry1313]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

More than you would think.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Swap bourbon for scotch and im in.

We can call it “the Brown Liquor and orgies extravaganza”

 

[MedicalMuse]

More than you would think.

That’s it. Your new name is Bourbon Street (tacos).

 

[Bry1313]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

Probably not really a bourbon club kinda entrance. Unless we’re talking orgies and bourbon? That might be acceptable.

What else would it be once it is coed?

 

[Bbl87]

We can call it “the Brown Liquor and orgies extravaganza”

Sold!

 

[Bry1313]

Swap bourbon for scotch and im in.

Ummmm, we will leave a bottle of scotch in the corner for you, I don’t want essence of grass and smoked peat ruining my enjoyment

 

[snexxer]

We can call it “the Brown Liquor and orgies extravaganza”

How about hooch and smooch.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What else would it be once it is coed?

I don’t have to have sex to have bourbon. I don’t. Have to have bourbon to have sex. I prefer not to leave it implied. If we’re doing it, we’ll just state it in the name.

 

[Photog1rl]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

It depends on the beads

 

[Photog1rl]

The only people seeing my butthole are the ones I’m going to allow to fuck it.

This is exactly it. Well put Muse.

 

[snexxer]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

After we have tested this theory, are we testing how many pearl necklaces we can hang off you ladies?

 

[Bbl87]

After we have tested this theory, are we testing how many pearl necklaces we can hang off you ladies?

Solid double entendre there, my friend.

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t have to have sex to have bourbon. I don’t. Have to have bourbon to have sex. I prefer not to leave it implied. If we’re doing it, we’ll just state it in the name.

However, they certainly can enhance each other.

Though the one time I had sex drunk, I'm left wondering if I was throwing down my best moves like I thought I was or I was an uncoordinated mess. I'm guessing the latter, but in my heart I choose to believe the former.