Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Why do Tuesdays feel worse than Mondays?

Cos Tuesdays ARE worse than Mondays.

Everyone knows Monday's are crap, you expect it, you prepare for it. You get it out the way and think thank god, that's done..

Then you wake up, and is it the slide to the weekend? No. No it isn't. It's Tuesday going haha you fucker... you thought your week was gonna get better but no - No! I'm here to fuck you up with still 24 hours till hump day...

Tuesday is a cunty day.

 

[snexxer]

Moron Monday.
Tosser Tuesday
Wanker Wednesday
Twatty Thursday
Fuck it Friday
Sleep in Saturday
Sozzled Sunday.

 

[Bry1313]

Cos Tuesdays ARE worse than Mondays.

Everyone knows Monday's are crap, you expect it, you prepare for it. You get it out the way and think thank god, that's done..

Then you wake up, and is it the slide to the weekend? No. No it isn't. It's Tuesday going haha you fucker... you thought your week was gonna get better but no - No! I'm here to fuck you up with still 24 hours till hump day...

Tuesday is a cunty day.

It’s why we try and have tacos at some point on Tuesday. You can never be sad when tasting tacos.

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s why we try and have tacos at some point on Tuesday. You can never be sad when tasting tacos.

Bry is 100% correct here.

Do not forget the power that Titties and Tacos have to influence your Tuesdays!

 

[LupineOne]

Looks like they’d fit right in here, don’t they?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Why do Tuesdays feel worse than Mondays?

I noticed this too. I think sometimes Tuesday comes in like "I can top that shit!"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

 

[MedicalMuse]

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Especially breakfast tacos.

 

[Bry1313]

Especially breakfast tacos.

I had those today, today is a good day.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I had those today, today is a good day.

Couple days ago. And doughnuts. God the doughnuts here are stupidly good. And I don’t usually eat doughnuts.

 

[SixShooter14]

And now I'm hungry

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had those today, today is a good day.

Don’t you have that every day?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I found these…
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Why in the 3rd pic is the man the dick AND the pussy?

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t you have that every day?

Life isn’t so good that I get daily tacos. If I did, I wouldn’t be here with you beautiful people.

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh my gosh y'all

I also like bourbon so can I join the club @Photog1rl ? Pleeeeeease?

If was in bourbon club I’d let you in in a heart beat.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Why in the 3rd pic is the man the dick AND the pussy?

It’s the only way he’s getting any?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Where does one sign up for Bourbon Club? Will someone forward me the registration page please?

I’ll make my own. I hear the requirements are a little steep to join.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Life isn’t so good that I get daily tacos. If I did, I wouldn’t be here with you beautiful people.

I feel vaguely insulted.

Why cant we have daily breakfast tacos? Seems easy enough. Im going to have some today for lunch. YOLO

 

[Lmizzler]

I’ll make my own. I hear the requirements are a little steep to join.

I feel like I've proven to the Lit world already that I am always up for a good challenge.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like I've proven to the Lit world already that I am always up for a good challenge.

Hmmmm and what is the next challenge

 

[Bry1313]

If was in borbon club I’d let you in in a heart beat.

Bogey has stopped coming to the meetings, so @HoneyMeadows would be an upgrade for sure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

 

[muddler35]

Wonder how many mardi gras bead necklaces one can hang off an erect penis

In my case, sadly, 3 on a good day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In my case, sadly, 3 on a good day.

Proof or I don’t believe you

 

[muddler35]

Proof or I don’t believe you

Fine! 2! The last one keeps slipping off the tip. You happy?!?!?