Sex & Shenanigans

[Pantyboy74]

And this is why we will never have a fabulous love affair.

I'll spread philadelphia all over you if you want.?

 

[ShaneoD]

You like getting double stuffed at Christmas?
Noted ️

I seemed to have wondered into a minefield

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ireland, you'd be amazed how backwards it can be, I ducked the herb debate, we hardly have any

What really? … I am obsessed with all things Ireland

 

[LupineOne]

Spray cheese?
Comes in blocks or spread. If its sprayed it ain't cheese.

Agreed. Or in its pure form….curds.

 

[Pantyboy74]

What really? … I am obsessed with all things Ireland

Don't mention potatoes.....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll spread philadelphia all over you if you want.?

It’s too late. I’m heartbroken

 

[ShaneoD]

What really? … I am obsessed with all things Ireland

For sure, even the weather is arseways here

 

[Pantyboy74]

It’s too late. I’m heartbroken

Squirty cream?

 

[Daisy_Love]

I seemed to have wondered into a minefield

It’s ok I’ll get you up to speed!! We can dodge the mines haha

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is it someone’s kink to feed me spray cheese in bed while I lay naked and masturbate…?



No one?



Told you guys I was awkward

Is "spray cheese" a euphemism?

 

[Pantyboy74]

It’s ok I’ll get you up to speed!! We can dodge the mines haha

Its simple. The yanks butchered the English language

 

[crazychemgirl]

For sure, even the weather is arseways here

it’s funny cuz even in Canada we’re always complaining about the great flavours of shit the Americans have … I didn’t think there was a place worse off than us.

 

[MrsPassion]

Let's not get carried away. I was supplementing my case not circumventing.
It's a difficult memory and it hurts to even type it but once upon a time years in the rear view, I was engaged to a voluptuous woman named buttercup. She was very fond of fire engine red lipstick and it drive me wild. But the one thing we shared, our kink, if you will, was she loved to PM me her butthole. She was killed tragically by a cement mixer but she lives on in my brain and every time I get a cute butthole pic in my inbox, it takes me back to the happiest time in my life, so....

Buttercup was her name you said?

That’s just an unbelievable, tragic story

 

[crazychemgirl]

Squirty cream?

What.the.actual.fuck

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Is it someone’s kink to feed me spray cheese in bed while I lay naked and masturbate…?



No one?



Told you guys I was awkward

So do I fill out an application or...?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Buttercup was her name you said?

That’s just an unbelievable, tragic story story

Don’t fall for it!!!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

it’s funny cuz even in Canada we’re always complaining about the great flavours of shit the Americans have … I didn’t think there was a place worse off than us.

How does Canada not have the same stuff?? There's not much distance between the two! There's a whole ocean between USA & UK and Ireland!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

How does Canada not have the same stuff?? There's not much distance between the two! There's a whole ocean between USA & UK and Ireland!!

for serious!!! We’re like a god damn third world country

 

[ShaneoD]

it’s funny cuz even in Canada we’re always complaining about the great flavours of shit the Americans have … I didn’t think there was a place worse off than us.

We compare our lack of choice to England, so.....

 

[crazychemgirl]

So do I fill out an application or...?

Now this…. Is a true gentleman

 

[MrsPassion]

Don’t fall for it!!!

Oh no…keyword was “unbelievable”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Spray cheese?
Comes in blocks or spread. If its sprayed it ain't cheese.

Agreed. Or in its pure form….curds.

All cheese is good cheese! Some might be more refined and better suited for solo consumption, but they all have merits.

Stop the hate

 

[Mr_bogey]

Speed up the process of poking her?

I'm not always poking at you or @MedicalMuse but it doesn't sound like a bad way to spend an evening.

I do have more than one fresh can in my house. Fake cheese is the best on chili cheese dogs, but repurposing is delightful


Both the white and milk chocolate Christmas ones

 

[Daisy_Love]

All cheese is good cheese! Some might be more refined and better suited for solo consumption, but they all have merits.

Stop the hate

Cheese is

 

[Pantyboy74]

What.the.actual.fuck