Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Wtf does that?
I don’t like Oreo’s but if I did, I wouldn’t scrape the middle off

I’m not gonna call her out … but it’s someone who frequents this thread

 

[Pantyboy74]

Nooooooo, no, no, no
I promise you it’s

Baaaaaaazil

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Stop! Balloon knot?! I can’t tell if that’s cute or god awful

It’s laughably awful without a doubt

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it someone’s kink to feed me spray cheese in bed while I lay naked and masturbate…?



No one?



Told you guys I was awkward

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’m not gonna call her out … but it’s someone who frequents this thread

Ohhhhhhh is she a heathen for desecrating the Oreo’s?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That show was fucking greatness … i fucking loved it

 

[LupineOne]

Wtf does that?
I don’t like Oreo’s but if I did, I wouldn’t scrape the middle off

The cream filling’s the best part, anyway

 

[crazychemgirl]

The cream filling’s the best part, anyway

That’s what he said.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ohhhhhhh is she a heathen for desecrating the Oreo’s?

I mean … she’s a heathen alright

 

[Daisy_Love]

The cream filling’s the best part, anyway

Well the biscuit definitely isn’t! That’s for sure

 

[ShaneoD]

I can't make up my mind whether I like the double stuffed ones or the ones covered in chocolate that you get at Christmas time the best

 

[Daisy_Love]

Best sitcom EVER!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't make up my mind whether I like the double stuffed ones or the ones covered in chocolate that you get at Christmas time the best

Or all the alternative flavours like gingerbread, salted caramel, peppermint

 

[Pantyboy74]

Is it someone’s kink to feed me spray cheese in bed while I lay naked and masturbate…?



No one?



Told you guys I was awkward

Spray cheese?
Comes in blocks or spread. If its sprayed it ain't cheese.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I can't make up my mind whether I like the double stuffed ones or the ones covered in chocolate that you get at Christmas time the best

You like getting double stuffed at Christmas?
Noted ️

 

[LupineOne]

That’s what he said.

Indeed. And she.

 

[ShaneoD]

Or all the alternative flavours like gingerbread, salted caramel, peppermint

Damn this country, we've only recently gotten the birthday cake ones

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I can't make up my mind whether I like the double stuffed ones or the ones covered in chocolate that you get at Christmas time the best

How are we talking about Oreos right now???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Spray cheese?
Comes in blocks or spread. If its sprayed it ain't cheese.

And this is why we will never have a fabulous love affair.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn this country, we've only recently gotten the birthday cake ones

Where the fuck are you … Fallujah?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you attempting to cheat me out of prose centered around my glorious bootyhole as it’s inspiration? the horror…no butthole for you! Good day!

Let's not get carried away. I was supplementing my case not circumventing.
It's a difficult memory and it hurts to even type it but once upon a time years in the rear view, I was engaged to a voluptuous woman named buttercup. She was very fond of fire engine red lipstick and it drive me wild. But the one thing we shared, our kink, if you will, was she loved to PM me her butthole. She was killed tragically by a cement mixer but she lives on in my brain and every time I get a cute butthole pic in my inbox, it takes me back to the happiest time in my life, so....

 

[Daisy_Love]

Where the fuck are you … Fallujah?

Ireland take a while to catch up

 

[ShaneoD]

Where the fuck are you … Fallujah?

Ireland, you'd be amazed how backwards it can be, I ducked the herb debate, we hardly have any

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let's not get carried away. I was supplementing my case not circumventing.
It's a difficult memory and it hurts to even type it but once upon a time years in the rear view, I was engaged to a voluptuous woman named buttercup. She was very fond of fire engine red lipstick and it drive me wild. But the one thing we shared, our kink, if you will, was she loved to PM me her butthole. She was killed tragically by a cement mixer but she lives on in my brain and every time I get a cute butthole pic in my inbox, it takes me back to the happiest time in my life, so....

If there was ever an award for the biggest load of poppycock on lit…. This would win.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TBD. I can think of ways to speed up the process.

Speed up the process of poking her?

Is it someone’s kink to feed me spray cheese in bed while I lay naked and masturbate…?



No one?



Told you guys I was awkward

I do have more than one fresh can in my house. Fake cheese is the best on chili cheese dogs, but repurposing is delightful

I can't make up my mind whether I like the double stuffed ones or the ones covered in chocolate that you get at Christmas time the best

Both the white and milk chocolate Christmas ones