Sex & Shenanigans

Dumbass scars are cool
My two dumbass scars have long since faded… playing with a rusty metal bucket in the woods gave me a nice six inch slit on my arm, and a nice gash on my leg from when I wrapped myself around a phone pole on my bike, put a bandaid on without cleaning it or changing the bandaid for like almost two weeks. I think I was about ten for the first one and twelve for the second.
 
I tried to get a good picture of my biggest scar, which is above my nose, just inside my right eyebrow, but it's so faded I can't really capture it. Only an inch or two long I think.

Wish it had a more exciting story, but we were playing laser tag in college in the dorm. I was chasing someone who ran into the stairwell. As you do, I led into the stairway with my head and had a steel door promptly kicked shut in my face. I though he broke my nose, but somehow it didn't. What it did do was give me a gash from my glasses nose piece thingy being smashed into and up my face. Damn was it a bleeder

Didn't end up with stitches somehow, in the ER they went the medical grade super glue route. Had a knot about the size of a golf ball to go along with it for awhile.
 
I tried to get a good picture of my biggest scar, which is above my nose, just inside my right eyebrow, but it's so faded I can't really capture it. Only an inch or two long I think.

Wish it had a more exciting story, but we were playing laser tag in college in the dorm. I was chasing someone who ran into the stairwell. As you do, I led into the stairway with my head and had a steel door promptly kicked shut in my face. I though he broke my nose, but somehow it didn't. What it did do was give me a gash from my glasses nose piece thingy being smashed into and up my face. Damn was it a bleeder

Didn't end up with stitches somehow, in the ER they went the medical grade super glue route. Had a knot about the size of a golf ball to go along with it for awhile.
I need a name and address of the shit head who kicked a steel door into your face now…


I just wanna talk to them 🗡️🥊 🏹
 
I tried to get a good picture of my biggest scar, which is above my nose, just inside my right eyebrow, but it's so faded I can't really capture it. Only an inch or two long I think.

Wish it had a more exciting story, but we were playing laser tag in college in the dorm. I was chasing someone who ran into the stairwell. As you do, I led into the stairway with my head and had a steel door promptly kicked shut in my face. I though he broke my nose, but somehow it didn't. What it did do was give me a gash from my glasses nose piece thingy being smashed into and up my face. Damn was it a bleeder

Didn't end up with stitches somehow, in the ER they went the medical grade super glue route. Had a knot about the size of a golf ball to go along with it for awhile.
My bf and 2 of his friends put a new scope on a rifle and naturally wanted to try it. They al had matching crescent moon cuts in the center of their foreheads after. Dummies
 
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