College...because of course, friend bought some highly illegal and damn near professional fireworks. We got drunk and decided to light one of the mortar fired projectiles on the ground. As you can imagine, we were suddenly engulfed in a dome of multi-colored flames. A miracle none of us were seriously burned as we frantically dove for any cover around.
Very much so.
You’re pretty!!!! And have glorious knockersWell it is Tuesday and this is Sex & Shenanigans so
I also did this???When I was a kid, I randomly opened car doors while we were at full speed. Pretty sure child locks were invented because of me & my kind.
I NEED to see you dressed as an ear of cornI don't think this counts as a "hold my beer" cause I was a kid when it happened, but it definitely was a "I know better than you mom" story.
So 5th grade, we're have our annual Fall Harvest Recital. I had terrible stage fright so I chose to be corn. Yes, just an ear of corn. I made my own corn costume. I was very proud, but I didn't make arm holes because my reasoning was "corn doesn't have arms". Recital went off without a hitch, I nailed my line "The corn yields are plentiful!!!" and afterwards we had a "feast" in the cafeteria that had those long, rectangular benches for seats. Anyways, we were playing Zombie Veggies and I was chasing my friends around the lunch room tables but my shoes were untied and my mom said "stop running and tie your shoes" I said "braaaaaainnnnnnnzzzzz" and because I didn't have arm holes and couldn't bend over dressed up as corn I went back to chasing people. Well I tripped, landed head first on the edge of one of those rectangular seats and split my face open about 3" from under my eyebrow to just in front of my temple. I blacked out immediately, woke up under a blue tarp and was sure I was dead. Then I felt a prick on my face, yelled "ow!" and heard "op! she's awake" I woke up in the middle of stitches
and that is how I got my badass scar under my left eyebrowso yeah...hold my juicebox
This photo always makes me gasp and feel grateful. Gasp at the destruction and so fucking grateful you are here to share it.
I still can’t believe this one.
so glad we didn’t lose you
This photo always makes me gasp and feel grateful. Gasp at the destruction and so fucking grateful you are here to share it.
Me too…me too. Someone out there likes meI still can’t believe this one.
I know I sure doMe too…me too. Someone out there likes me
Well if others are doing it, I don't want to feel left out, especially since I did have tacos tonight!
So happy you participated
Delicious!
I searched everywhere for the elusive before photo featuring me as the cutest ear of corn, and can’t find it. I have my mom searching her archives now
in the meantime. Here’s my scar 
was a lot more impressive 20 years ago. Fun fact: my eyebrow has never looked the same since 
I love scars because they all have a story…I searched everywhere for the elusive before photo featuring me as the cutest ear of corn, and can’t find it. I have my mom searching her archives now
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None of mine are coolI love scars because they all have a story…
just me being a dumbass
Oh yeah. That corn cobbed your ass up good.I searched everywhere for the elusive before photo featuring me as the cutest ear of corn, and can’t find it. I have my mom searching her archives now
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I have a scar for you… hold onI love scars because they all have a story…
You could say it really creamed my kernels
Oh mine too … eyebrow scar from crawling under barbed wire, falling on my face and smashing up my lip, falling off my bike and scarring the FUCK out of my leg… hence all the concussions as wellNone of mine are cool
It’s a cute scar.I searched everywhere for the elusive before photo featuring me as the cutest ear of corn, and can’t find it. I have my mom searching her archives now
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I was also the concussion queen of my house
fell halfway up and busted my knee on the lip of the counter 
