Sex & Shenanigans

I was also the concussion queen of my house 🤣

I have a giant scar on my knee from when I was four and I scaled the cabinets cause I was told “no more fruit snacks” pfft like that was gonna stop me 😂🤣 fell halfway up and busted my knee on the lip of the counter 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
We are clearly kindred spirits
 
Gawddamn, are you all good now? 🥺
Throat is fine. Rest of me is still wiped the fuck out
Crazy! My dad had a tracheotomy because he had throat cancer … the hole was permanent.
my throat just closed up while I was at ER for really bad sore throat. I was approaching 2 minutes without oxygen so they cut me open. Then I woke up briefly before they flooded my veins with drugs
 
Throat is fine. Rest of me is still wiped the fuck out

my throat just closed up while I was at ER for really bad sore throat. I was approaching 2 minutes without oxygen so they cut me open. Then I woke up briefly before they flooded my veins with drugs
Goddamn, I’m so glad your throat is okay, and it sounds like you are on the mend overall! The world definitely needs your sparkle in it, so I’m glad you’re still here ❤️
 
Goddamn, I’m so glad your throat is okay, and it sounds like you are on the mend overall! The world definitely needs your sparkle in it, so I’m glad you’re still here ❤️
Awww yeah I guess. I wouldn’t have given a shit if I kicked off but apparently other people would have. I came close. If I got to ER maybe 3-5 minutes later than I did, i would not be here. Said the doctor
 
Awww yeah I guess. I wouldn’t have given a shit if I kicked off but apparently other people would have. I came close. If I got to ER maybe 3-5 minutes later than I did, i would not be here. Said the doctor
I mean shit, I didn’t know you then but I am happy I know you now! 😍

I’m gonna send the doctors some titties to show my appreciation
 
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