Sex & Shenanigans

Ok … question time!!

What is your happy place?
In the woods, lots of trees and shade and nature, little stream running nearby, peace and quiet, relaxing, listening to birds chirp, little breeze to offset the warmth from rays of sunshine creeping through the branches, eyes closed, laying back, getting the most majestic blow job.
 
First of all, I can't unsee this. The seeds are disturbing, look like tiny teeth.

Secondly, I'm not answering any questions about "colours" or any other misspelled words.

Lastly, I'm goooing to randomly start putting extra voweels in my words because apparently that's the thing to doo.
You don’t want to be my favourite neighbour that paints their house all the colours that I can clamour over. I will cook food with all the flavour, I swear your honour and you will love the odour. My house is by the harbour next to house of the man with the moustache. I even have a lovely parlour and I will ensure a man with great smoulder to be present.
 
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