Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

Italians would say "va a fanculo"

translation: go fuck yourself

I have an Italian neighbor. I’ve heard that more than once screamed at his wife.

 

[MrsPassion]

She was such a fucking babe.

I knooooow

 

[macster3951]

You guys are CLEARLY too thirsty for games.
Let’s go back to 20 questions.


What’s your favourite colour??

Do you have a spreadsheet of questions?

Color: Black

 

[Mr_bogey]

You want the switch???

Never. NMK

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have a spreadsheet of questions?

Color: Black

Black is a tone

Or all the colours which is cheating

 

[MedicalMuse]

Never. NMK

Guess I need to find someone else to spank me. Any takers?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never. NMK

You misunderstood… you want to use it on me?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Guess I need to find someone else to spank me. Any takers?

Yes please

 

[gga]

Thanks for your PSA on public pools in response to a stupid dad joke … lol

The tag was [dadjoke], not [stupiddadjoke].

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alright George Carlin

Brilliant minds think alike

 

[macster3951]

We really need a vomit emoji and a TMI emoji

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m in

You’re too close lol
Entirely too close.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did he play hockey?

Nope

 

[macster3951]

Black is a tone

Or all the colours which is cheating

Technically, white is the presence of all colors. black is the absence of all color.

So, not cheating.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You guys are CLEARLY too thirsty for games.
Let’s go back to 20 questions.


What’s your favourite colour??

Orange.

 

[awired50]

Orange.

Blue

 

[crazychemgirl]

Technically, white is the presence of all colors. black is the absence of all color.

So, not cheating.

So still cheating … gotcha

 

[macster3951]

So still cheating … gotcha

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hahah my bad

The rules are, if I might run into you at a bar, you can’t spank me. Can’t have me moaning just from seeing you, now can we?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Guess I need to find someone else to spank me. Any takers?

when someone asks if you want the switch, it usually mean you are getting your asses whipped which is NMK. If I can help another find their pleasure, well.....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that an accurate representation of you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

You misunderstood… you want to use it on me?

See above. Please be more careful in your phrasing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A little overly excited

You mean over-eager … yeah we know.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You mean over-eager … yeah we know.

Look it’s lit; everyone is thirsty at some point in time

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Ladies where does one get tickets to view all this sexy activities?