Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Ok let’s make it harder

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but every time you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

You can only play with boobs forever if you only eat pineapple on your pizza forever

Still got to go with choice 1

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok let’s make it harder

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but every time you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

You can only play with boobs forever if you only eat pineapple on your pizza forever

Can i get a pineapple pizza but pick off all the pineapples before i eat it?

 

[Bry1313]

For my scenario above … it’s a standard full shot glass shot

That’s wee

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can i get a pineapple pizza but pick off all the pineapples before i eat it?

No

 

[Bry1313]

Can i get a pineapple pizza but pick off all the pineapples before i eat it?

No!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Its just a wee little shot of ketchup!

I don't mind the ketchup, but I don't need boobs. All I have to do is look down and since they're big, "just the tip" will fit in my mouth.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

Is this really even up for debate?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok let’s make it harder

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but every time you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

You can only play with boobs forever if you only eat pineapple on your pizza forever

Okay shot of ketchup once a day or is there a timer for the boob play or is it like every time your lose contact with the boob, you have to take a shot to make contact again?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is this really even up for debate?

IKR? Obviously nobody sane wants pineapple on pizza!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Okay shot of ketchup once a day or is there a timer for the boob play or is it like every time your lose contact with the boob, you have to take a shot to make contact again?

I'm sorry, but this belongs in the OverThinking thread.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok let’s make it harder

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but every time you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

You can only play with boobs forever if you only eat pineapple on your pizza forever

What if its a whole bottle?

You had me at Boobs.
Either one!

 

[SixShooter14]

IKR? Obviously nobody sane wants pineapple on pizza!

I like pineapple on pizza...wait a minute

Oh, I see what you mean

 

[Lmizzler]

Well I’m thinking there have plenty of things pushed into holes on this site or even suggested being pushed into holes…

*Insert ketchup bottle and bizarre masturbation fetish here*

Still NMK!!!

Edit
Forgot to quote @crazychemgirl and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance posts. Sorry for messing up the context here.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well I’m thinking there have plenty of things pushed into holes on this site or even suggested being pushed into holes…

*Insert ketchup bottle and bizarre masturbation fetish here*

Still NMK!!!

Edit
Forgot to quote @crazychemgirl and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance posts. Sorry for messing up the context here.

Oh, now it makes sense why Bry hates it so much. Weird kink gone bad. Probably involved a visit to the ER!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay shot of ketchup once a day or is there a timer for the boob play or is it like every time your lose contact with the boob, you have to take a shot to make contact again?

Every time

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I’m thinking there have plenty of things pushed into holes on this site or even suggested being pushed into holes…

*Insert ketchup bottle and bizarre masturbation fetish here*

Still NMK!!!

Edit
Forgot to quote @crazychemgirl and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance posts. Sorry for messing up the context here.

I’m sure everyone forgives you Mizzy

 

[crazychemgirl]

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want … but you have to add ketchup to whatever meat you are eating that day.

OR

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want …. BUT you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza before you can partake in getting blown / eaten out

 

[Bbl87]

I’m sure everyone forgives you Mizzy

I mean, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't forgiving. Some of the things I've read and seen here that have burned my retinas...

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’d do a straight shot of ketchup to play with boobs. But only specific boobs. Ketchup is too sweet, so it has to be my favorite boobs.


And I don’t mind pineapple on pizza. But I don’t eat pizza soooooo, that one isn’t a threat for me.

 

[Bbl87]

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want … but you have to add ketchup to whatever meat you are eating that day.

OR

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want …. BUT you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza before you can partake in getting blown / eaten out

#2 no hesitation. I hate pineapple but I love blowjobs more. And hey, pineapple can be beneficial for that. Fuck, I'd do it to let me eat pussy whenever I wanted too.

 

[MedicalMuse]

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want … but you have to add ketchup to whatever meat you are eating that day.

OR

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want …. BUT you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza before you can partake in getting blown / eaten out

You’re kinda evil.

Still, ketchup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re kinda evil.

Still, ketchup.

Oh I know


And you all love me

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh I know


And you all love me

Definitely. Your boobs fall into the category of ones I want to play with

 

[Bry1313]

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want … but you have to add ketchup to whatever meat you are eating that day.

OR

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want …. BUT you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza before you can partake in getting blown / eaten out

Still the former

 

[Lmizzler]

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want … but you have to add ketchup to whatever meat you are eating that day.

OR

unlimited blowjobs / pussy eating whenever you want …. BUT you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza before you can partake in getting blown / eaten out

CCG. Why are you making us choose on these things?
We all want boobs/dick and blowjobs/pussyeating. There should be no buts. Unless it’s butts. Right @Indie?
Don’t taint the great thing by including the good or bad things with it.