Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like I just heard you say this a couple hours ago...

Are you a cuddle whore?!

Only for you baby

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

Skinny dipping in a river at a campground with friends.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yeah, right, act like you wed an excuse.

Don’t hate

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

Not sure which is more public but
-on a beach in NJ
-on a beach in MD
-on a playground sliding board alongside a heavily traveled road at night
- on a golf course at dusk

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t hate

He’s just afraid you’ll find him there loving on girl’s obsessed with high pants and suspenders

 

[Bry1313]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

Choice #1 please

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

Oh, to see inside that beautiful little mind of yours.

 

[Bry1313]

Mine was a nude mile last day of class at college

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, to see inside that beautiful little mind of yours.

It’s not for the faint of heart

 

[Mr_bogey]

Don’t hate

Never. All . And your emojis didn't work

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

A and it wasn't hard

 

[Bry1313]

It’s not for the faint of heart

It’s my favorite place

 

[Mr_bogey]

He’s just afraid you’ll find him there loving on girl’s obsessed with high pants and suspenders

I'd only be afraid of missing the opportunity to watch.

 

[Lmizzler]

Skinny dipping in a state park lake.

Same for me actually during the day.

 

[deft]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

If we're talking about the sheer number of eyes looking at me, I'd say onstage with four dancers at a strip club during my 30th birthday celebrations. Is that technically public, though?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Unfortunately my imagination is much more graphic and disturbed. So the scenario you painted is much prettier than the one my imagination had concocted.

I really don't want to know. But I also kind of do. But I shouldn't.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I really don't want to know. But I also kind of do. But I shouldn't.

I second this

 

[deft]

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

Is this a trick question? Choice A, all day long!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok, topic change, what is the most public place you’ve been naked? Camping in your sleeping bag is not public.

ketchup ketchup ketchup (nice try though bruh)

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

all you can eat is pineapple on pizza as your pizza topping forever

Is there a third option cause right now I choose neither.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

ketchup ketchup ketchup (nice try though bruh)


Is there a third option cause right now I choose neither.

Its just a wee little shot of ketchup!

 

[Bry1313]

Its just a wee little shot of ketchup!

I can handle a wee shot

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok let’s make it harder

Ok … impossible choice time.

Boobs where you get to play with them but every time you have to do a straight shot of ketchup first

OR

You can only play with boobs forever if you only eat pineapple on your pizza forever

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can handle a wee shot

What if its a whole bottle?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can handle a wee shot

For my scenario above … it’s a standard full shot glass shot