Sex & Shenanigans

[Doublethebubble]

Ok … so funny story. Your AV is cut off by the “online now” circle and it just says, “You have a nice but” … and it’s making my grammar brain twitchy

I never noticed that. How horribly distracting are we talking?

 

[macster3951]

But can you rap?

If you like a tone-deaf rapper, then I am your man.

 

[Bbl87]

Ok guys … it’s national emoji day.

Describe your cock and or pussy with an emoji (no points for anything too obvious)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never noticed that. How horribly distracting are we talking?

It’s devastating… not to mention I want to call you doublebubble like the gum and that’s just confusing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Marie in with the fucking gem!!!

 

[Doublethebubble]

It’s devastating… not to mention I want to call you doublebubble like the gum and that’s just confusing

Hmm… well funny… that was the inspiration for the name. I love that gum. We used to buy it by the pail!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

My pussy...

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you are referring again to fucking volume I swear to god.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmm… well funny… that was the inspiration for the name. I love that gum. We used to buy it by the pail!

That’s a lot of gum

 

[Bbl87]

If you are referring again to fucking volume I swear to god.

I don't even know the volume of a highball glass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't even know the volume of a highball glass.

If it’s referring to girth I will be equally angered

 

[macster3951]

I don't even know the volume of a highball glass.

What is not, is the amount of cum spewed by a sperm whale in mating season.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

Mine is about one fistful in diameter... if you push hard.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Women.., a very smart man once pointed out how every woman is very different in terms of pleasure … (compared to men, where it’s usually pretty similar)…

Did you (or do you) ever get tired of having to “teach” each new man how to pleasure you?

Like.. he’s going down on you and you’ve got traffic flags… a little left, a little right, slow down, speed up.

Oh man. I'm so bad at this. I would rather shut up and deal.

 

[Bbl87]

If it’s referring to girth I will be equally angered

Nope.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mine

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cue @Mr_bogey complaining that none of the girls emojis link to actual pussy photos

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My cunt

 

[Bbl87]

Cue @Mr_bogey complaining that none of the girls emojis link to actual pussy photos

I mean, I was thinking it.

 

[Photog1rl]

But can you rap?

Where is @Lmizzler when you need him?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Cue @Mr_bogey complaining that none of the girls emojis link to actual pussy photos

I usually only remember that might be a thing when Bogey points it out ....

 

[LupineOne]

Oh man. I'm so bad at this. I would rather shut up and deal.

*sigh*

 

[Photog1rl]

My cunt

Link is broken.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mine

A rocket ship cause it'll take you to outer space baby.

https://i.ibb.co/c1TLBCk/im-exaggerating-for-effect-moira-rose.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Link is broken.

So in the absence of Bogey you’ve become @Mr_bogey