Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

I feel like I’m being baited

I am shocked you haven't already posted so...haha

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve got to admit, the number of posters ready to assist in my murder is way more than I wanted the number to be. BTW, the number I wanted was zero.

Also 6’3” and an unmeasured dick.

 

[Bbl87]

I was once told to “deal with it” when the man-hands lady doctor tried to feel my cervix …

Permanently traumatized

So, that wouldn't surprise me from a male doctor, but the lady doctor part is a little surprising.

 

[Photog1rl]

It just said "not all men"....

You live in my reality

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

 

[Bbl87]

Also 6’3” and an unmeasured dick.

I mean, since you have one measurement, just list it for both until you find out otherwise.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why in the world would you put yourself in the same sentence with him? Also... prove it.

Do you want height by volume? And should I include a tape measure in the illustration?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

My pussy is 2 choo choo trains loud

 

[Bry1313]

Oh poor baby

I missed you so much

 

[Bbl87]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

Now you're going to make me find some fun comparisons...

First one, overall fluid volume is slightly more than a can of Fritos dip.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

My dick is as long as a lecture on 19th century German Philosophy and as thick as a 30 year old oak.

Measured in Liters it’s 1.7L and at the 98.13 percentile. Cum volume cant be measured by any standard means.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I hear she quite enjoys whipping it around like a helicopter, but can’t quite get the technique right and is hoping some lovely man will send her a video tutorial

She will never get it right as long as it keeps netting her new helicopter vids.

There is a method to that madness.

 

[macster3951]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

My cock is about 6 - 7 gummy bears (Harbo, to be exact) long, the girth is just shy of two swedish fish.
Let's not forget about the two over developed olives having in a well wrinkled potato sack.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Do you want height by volume? And should I include a tape measure in the illustration?

"Illustration"? You better not be posting a stick figure!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She will never get it right as long as it keeps netting her new helicopter vids.

There is a method to that madness.

Dont be jealous you didnt think of it first.
Also i have not seen a helicopter in like over a month guys!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

My dick is 5732 RCH's long.

Also, in researching this, I found this Product, which I am thinking I need to order.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I was once told to “deal with it” when the man-hands lady doctor tried to feel my cervix …

Permanently traumatized

I think they made a song about her

 

[crazychemgirl]

My pussy is 2 choo choo trains loud

So far this is the top contender

 

[Mr_bogey]

I swear … do not all doctors learn about female anatomy????

I'm not a doctor but I'm willing to learn whatever you want to teach me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Women.., a very smart man once pointed out how every woman is very different in terms of pleasure … (compared to men, where it’s usually pretty similar)…

Did you (or do you) ever get tired of having to “teach” each new man how to pleasure you?

Like.. he’s going down on you and you’ve got traffic flags… a little left, a little right, slow down, speed up.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm not a doctor but I'm willing to learn whatever you want to teach me.

You know, I am so in agreement with this. I am here, with an open mind, ready to learn anything, even especially about female anatomy.

Yes, "lifelong learner" that's me. *takes out pencil and paper, looks up eagerly*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not a doctor but I'm willing to learn whatever you want to teach me.

Only if I’m allowed to use the switch when you misbehave

 

[Mr_bogey]

"Illustration"? You better not be posting a stick figure!!!

What do you have against stick figures. I'm sure @Lord Pmann would be interested to know.

 

[macster3951]

Ok ok ok … new topic


I want everyone to describe their cock or pussy in a measurement that is as ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Bonus points for making me laugh out loud at work

It is as long as a Dr. Seuss' green eggs and ham.
It has the girth of War and Peace.
And the sounds of angels can be heard when orgasm has been achieved.

 

[Mr_bogey]

So far this is the top contender

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